Every kid wants to be a superhero, but what if, while your mates walked on water and shot laser beams out of their eyes, your superpower was the ability to turn yourself into a brick wall (and not back again)? The creators of this inspired blog have dreamt up some of the most useless superpowers ever, from NO-GOliath (you can become giant, but your feet stay the same size so you topple over) to PreMOMnition (you see what your Mum's doing, all the time), from In-flight flight (you can fly, but only inside aeroplanes) to 13th bullet bulletproof (the first 12 shots, however...). Take a look, and be glad you didn't make the grade for Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters after all.