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PostPosted: 01-04-2012 07:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a picture this conjures up - was it one big fish, or a school of smaller ones?

Pet fish blamed for cash machine smash

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/9618189.Pet_fish_blamed_for_cash_machine_smash/
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PostPosted: 19-04-2012 08:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Austrian village F---ing to vote on name change

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9209343/Austrian-village-F-ing-to-vote-on-name-change.html
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PostPosted: 16-05-2012 11:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vigilantes 'told me to face anger classes or get shot'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-18082308
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PostPosted: 16-05-2012 11:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

ramonmercado wrote:
Vigilantes 'told me to face anger classes or get shot'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-18082308


Sounds a tad ironic.
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PostPosted: 16-05-2012 11:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mythopoeika wrote:
ramonmercado wrote:
Vigilantes 'told me to face anger classes or get shot'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-18082308


Sounds a tad ironic.


I remember a similar one: Social Worker Punchs Boss At Anger Management course.
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PostPosted: 23-05-2012 23:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the Fortean news for today is an article about goblins burning down a house.

The article includes the sentence "Others went on to claim that snake-like creatures wearing sunglasses, a suit and a pair of shoes had been seen at the homestead."

Exactly how did a snake use shoes?

http://www.zimdiaspora.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8512:goblins-attacks-family-burn-down-homestead&catid=38:travel-tips&Itemid=18
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PostPosted: 24-05-2012 16:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

SHAYBARSABE wrote:
The article includes the sentence "Others went on to claim that snake-like creatures wearing sunglasses, a suit and a pair of shoes had been seen at the homestead."

Exactly how did a snake use shoes?


Presumably there were two snakes to every pair of shoes?
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Topless protest spices up psychic pig's feeding time

Oh yes...

http://news.yahoo.com/topless-protest-spices-psychic-pigs-feeding-time-161958436--sow.html
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Wimbledon 2012: Andy Murray drops his shorts

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/wimbledon/9368211/Wimbledon-2012-Andy-Murray-drops-his-shorts.html
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Stithians sound effects piggery given green light

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/9826047.Stithians_sound_effects_piggery_given_green_light/
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Apple to squeeze out Orange as new backer of fiction award Very Happy

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/electronics/9469226/Apple-to-squeeze-out-Orange-as-new-backer-of-fiction-award.html
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PostPosted: 05-09-2012 10:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

rynner2 wrote:
What a picture this conjures up - was it one big fish, or a school of smaller ones?

Pet fish blamed for cash machine smash

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/9618189.Pet_fish_blamed_for_cash_machine_smash/


Fantastic Rynner, fantastic !
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PostPosted: 07-09-2012 23:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

North Belfast rioters 'in flower pot attack'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-19520669

Bet they wouldn't be so tough if a Triffid was in the pot.
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PostPosted: 25-09-2012 19:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

Norfolk Broads: New warning over killer shrimp threat
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-19722200

Homicidal midgets or carnivore crustaceans?
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Urine-filled jam jar found hidden in Titans stadium plumbing

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-08/police-suspicious-of-liquid-found-at-titans-hq/4507710
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