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CochiseOffline
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PostPosted: 16-12-2013 07:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, not all advertising, although granted an increasing percentage. But there must be some basic insecurity there to prey on. They are trying the same sort of stuff on blokes now, it will be interesting to see if it works.

Still, getting off topic, since this is about physical sex.
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PostPosted: 03-01-2014 17:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Is it true that you can get stuck together during sex?" The BBC answers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01nn2v7
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PostPosted: 03-01-2014 23:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you click now you will see a most unfortunate combination of text and picture ... I have made a screenshot, but I don't know if I can publish that.
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PostPosted: 03-01-2014 23:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, unfortunate indeed.
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PostPosted: 04-01-2014 09:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a bit hesitant too, enough to make sure the url is in the shot too so that it is obvious this was a gaffe on the bbc site and not part of some, erm, collection. nooo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/BlackRiverFalls/captivuseek_zpsea6c2f73.jpg
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PostPosted: 04-01-2014 09:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

The blurb is intriguing: modern children run 15% more slowly than their parents could.

Coincidence? I think not. Wink
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PostPosted: 04-01-2014 12:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

Julie Walters got stuck to her lover during sex in a cramped vehicle in the rubbish film Car Trouble, which was based on an urban myth.
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PostPosted: 04-01-2014 13:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

We had a thread on this back in '02:
http://www.forteantimes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=68392#68392

Apparently one of the causes is Vaginismus, an involuntary cramping of the vagina.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus
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Would you wear vibrating knickers remote controlled by your boyfriend?
CES 2014: Women will be able to experience "the thrill of unlimited vibrations" in their underwear thanks to a new pair of knickers that buzz in all the right places. Except the vibrations are controlled by your partner

Shocked

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10558112/Sexy-vibrating-knickers-CES-2014-Would-you-wear-vibrating-pants-controlled-by-your-partner.html

Perhaps this should be in The March of Technology..? Wink
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PostPosted: 10-01-2014 21:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's called "tele-dildonics" and the geeks are all over it (pun intended):

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2004/09/65064

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2007/01/72524

Oooh! And here there's a lot of them Shocked

http://blogs.oreilly.com/conferences/2008/03/really-really-really-intimate.html
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PostPosted: 12-01-2014 00:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia:

And yes, there is a pic Shocked

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'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Mayfair

GENTLEMEN prefer blondes. This guy prefers Swiss.

As in cheese - the kind normally found sandwiched between corned beef and rye on a Reuben. But this particular man is using his dairy products to satisfy a different craving.

The Mayfair Town Watch reported yesterday on its Facebook page that the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" has been terrorizing neighborhood women.

According to the group, the suspect, a heavyset white man estimated to be in his late 40s or early 50s, approaches women while driving a silver or black sedan with his genitals exposed. He then displays a piece of sliced Swiss cheese and offers to pay the women to put the cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts on him using it.

"I understand that people may think this is funny, but this is no laughing matter," said Milt Martelack, the town watch's senior adviser. "We've had a couple individuals reach out to us. We're taking this matter very seriously, and we're working vigorously with police to get this guy off the streets."

A police source yesterday confirmed that the Special Victims Unit is investigating the man after several women from the Mayfair area filed reports describing similar encounters with a man displaying what the source called a "major sexual cheese fetish."

And although news of the bizarre case shocked many Mayfair residents, Gabby Chest - who lives in nearby Bridesburg - recognized the behavioral pattern instantly.

In July 2012, Chest, then 19 and having just broken up with her boyfriend, created a profile on the dating website OkCupid.

Within days, she said, she was contacted by a "really strange guy," who sent her a private message that detailed a very specific request.

"He said he was looking for someone to perform masturbation on him with cheese," Chest said. "He kept saying how strong his urges were and how desperate he was to find someone to help him with them."

An excerpt from that message, which Chest sent the Daily News, details the origin of the man's self-described "fetish."

"I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more," he wrote.

"That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls."

It's not surprising, then, that Chest recognized the man who had contacted her as the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" as soon as she saw his picture on the Mayfair Town Watch's Facebook page.

"There's no doubt it was him; it looked exactly like the picture on his profile," she said. "I was scared and shocked. I never thought the guys you see on those sites would be so close to me."

So Chest shared her story with the town watch, adding her voice to the growing number of people outraged at the man's behavior - like Maura O'Connell, a lifelong Mayfair resident who said she had experiences with pervs exposing themselves to her during her childhood.

"My biggest fear, and I know this from experience, is that young girls who see this won't feel safe in the neighborhood," she said.

Despite her own fears as a youth, O'Connell stayed in Mayfair, coming to terms with what she says is the reality of the situation.

"There are sick people wherever you go; I don't think the people who do these things live exclusively in the Northeast," she said. "You can run into people like this anywhere. Why should I leave the place I grew up in?"

Still, O'Connell is taking precautions: She only takes her daily run around her neighborhood with a friend, and she keeps a close eye on her three kids when they play outside.

"That's not a Mayfair thing," she said. "Parents today know what's out there and are always on their guard. I think we'll all be happier when they catch this guy."

No one agrees with that more than Joe DeFelice, chairman of the Mayfair Civic Association.

"The bottom line is that this flies in the face of all the positive improvements we've been trying to make," he said. "It's uncalled for and disheartening to think this guy is coming to our neighborhood to bother women."

DeFelice is hopeful that the neighborhood's town watch, which he called the city's best, can lead police to catching the "Swiss Cheese Pervert."

"If they have a bead on him, I have faith," he said. "I hope he gets cheese sandwiches in prison."

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20140112__Swiss_cheese_pervert__terrorizes_Mayfair.html
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PostPosted: 12-01-2014 11:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knob Cheese. Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: 14-01-2014 00:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Is This the Infamous Philadelphia Swiss Cheese Masturbator?

The cops are looking for him, and now a Philadelphia Magazine writer may have actually tracked down the man who's been exposing himself in front of "a number" of Philadelphia women and asking them to jerk him off with a slice of swiss cheese.

According to reports, the overweight cheese aficionado likes to drive up next to women in parking lots, show them his genitals, and then offer them money to masturbate him with a slice of swiss. Other Philadelphia women have reported receiving similar messages from him on dating sites like OKCupid.

Now one Philadelphia Magazine reporter thinks he's tracked down the 41-year-old man responsible. He says he was tipped off to the man's Facebook page, which an OKCupid user confirmed matched the photo of the man who emailed her a swiss cheese proposal. The reporter then apparently went to the man's house himself and confronted him in person, where the man denied being involved and dismantled his Facebook shortly afterwards.

It's not clear where the police are in all of this; according to the Guardian Liberty Voice, Philadelphia's Special Victims Unit is investigating. It's also not clear whether or not the Philadelphia Magazine reporter is in contact with authorities.

http://gawker.com/is-this-the-infamous-philadelphia-swiss-cheese-masturba-1499882145
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PostPosted: 14-01-2014 02:51    Post subject: Words fail me Reply with quote

http://www.nerve.com/entertainment/web/this-mans-homemade-sex-doll-is-absolutely-horrifying

Deeply disturbing
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lordmongrove's diy sex-doll post moved here.

P_M
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