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PostPosted: 03-01-2014 12:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno, I detected a hint of humorous irony in Sundog's original post...
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PostPosted: 03-01-2014 15:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

gncxx wrote:
I dunno, I detected a hint of humorous irony in Sundog's original post...

More than a bit, I think...
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PostPosted: 03-01-2014 16:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is anybody else's piss boiling? Confused
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PostPosted: 03-01-2014 19:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

OneWingedBird wrote:
Is anybody else's piss boiling? Confused


No, my heating is still out of action.
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PostPosted: 03-01-2014 20:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peripart wrote:
gncxx wrote:
I dunno, I detected a hint of humorous irony in Sundog's original post...

More than a bit, I think...

You mean he didn't really mean it? Shocked
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PostPosted: 06-01-2014 16:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I dunno, I detected a hint of humorous irony in Sundog's original post...


You skeptics may well laugh. Just remember, there are none so blind as those who cannot see.

The clues are everywhere! For example, you’ll note that “Ascalon” is an anagram for “Alas no C”, perhaps indicating that he is, unfortunately, one who cannot "C" the truth. Or perhaps it is a directive to remove the “C” from “Ascalon”, in which case you get “Asalon” which in turn is an anagram for “So anal”. Which I will not presume to provide an interpretation for.

Or, let’s consider “boiling piss”. Itself an anagram for “Pi is goblins”. We’re back to Pi again! Let’s see you explain that away!
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PostPosted: 06-01-2014 19:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

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you’ll note that “Ascalon” is an anagram for “Alas no C”


Obviously a thinly veiled reference to Conspiracy To Detune Us From Natural 432Hz Harmonics?

If we stand for that, the rest of the octave will be next. Shocked
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PostPosted: 06-01-2014 19:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure what made me laugh louder, IAS's original, excellently composed post, or the fact that someone thought it non-humourous and composed an even longer post to 'debunk' it. Laughing
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PostPosted: 06-01-2014 19:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where Sundog is, the winter started early and has been very long. So far.

There's more winter to come, I feel.
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PostPosted: 06-01-2014 20:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's been at the reindeer pee again, hasn't he?
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PostPosted: 06-01-2014 21:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He's been at the reindeer pee again, hasn't he?

When boiled, it really illuminates the investigative thought process.

Ascalon while we may disagree with respect to my findings, I hope you don't interpret my rejoinder as personal discourtesy. We are all seekers of truth here, each in our own way. By way of propitiation you may note that my own humble moniker transforms to "So I'm a dung".

Which, amazingly, bears striking thematic affinity to both boiled piss and "so anal". My god....I must look into this.....
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PostPosted: 07-01-2014 14:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

IamSundog wrote:
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I dunno, I detected a hint of humorous irony in Sundog's original post...


You skeptics may well laugh. Just remember, there are none so blind as those who cannot see.

The clues are everywhere! For example, you’ll note that “Ascalon” is an anagram for “Alas no C”, perhaps indicating that he is, unfortunately, one who cannot "C" the truth. Or perhaps it is a directive to remove the “C” from “Ascalon”, in which case you get “Asalon” which in turn is an anagram for “So anal”. Which I will not presume to provide an interpretation for.

Or, let’s consider “boiling piss”. Itself an anagram for “Pi is goblins”. We’re back to Pi again! Let’s see you explain that away!


Oh dear, oh dear, here we go again.

Now, why would you analyse my comments by once again performing meaningless operations on my forum name?

As has been trotted out here before on this very forum, Ascalon is the old name for Ashkelon, the strategic town in the Levant, once a stronghold for the Templars. So now, pic the bones out of that Smile

But still, tongue in cheek or not, your post went to the heart of the ridiculousness of numerology and its practitioners, bless.

Anagrams too, are as pointless as directionless number manipulation and so once again renders your argument null and void.

I refer you to the works of Saussure and Derrida and wish you a very happy time with pointless endeavours.

And for those who have expressed a concern, my piss is now merely at gentle simmer.

Wotcher.

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PostPosted: 07-01-2014 14:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

IamSundog wrote:
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He's been at the reindeer pee again, hasn't he?

When boiled, it really illuminates the investigative thought process.

Ascalon while we may disagree with respect to my findings, I hope you don't interpret my rejoinder as personal discourtesy. We are all seekers of truth here, each in our own way. By way of propitiation you may note that my own humble moniker transforms to "So I'm a dung".

Which, amazingly, bears striking thematic affinity to both boiled piss and "so anal". My god....I must look into this.....


No offence meant or taken, I assure you. I merely tackle nonsense where and when I find it. Smile

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PostPosted: 08-01-2014 20:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

It’s obviously useless to try to convince any of the dogmatic uber-skeptics on this board, but I simply can’t let “nonsense” go unchallenged. What’s more, I care about you all, I really do. So I leave you with two final items - you are certainly free to disregard them, at your own peril, but I can at least say that I tried:

The sum of the numeric letter values (A=1, B=2,…) in ASHKELON is 85. The sum for TEMPLAR is also 85. Coincidence?????

I can hear the scoffing before I even hit “Post”, but I’m just getting warmed up. How about this:

ASHKELON has 8 letters, so multiply the first 8 prime numbers together (1*2*3…*17) and multiply this by the number of letters in “JFK” to get 1,531,530. Divide this by the sum of the numeric letter values for ASHKELON (85) plus those for BOILED PISS (110) to get 7854, and then by the square of the number of years since Kennedy’s assassination (50^2) and what do you get?

Tremble before my unassailable logic.
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PostPosted: 08-01-2014 21:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

IamSundog wrote:
Tremble before my unassailable logic.


Laughing

You have way too much time on your hands.
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