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DrWhitefaceOffline
Great Old One
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PostPosted: 29-01-2014 00:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

At last! I have found Atlantis
While riding my giant praying mantis
The levels of water
Indicate slaughter
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IamSundogOffline
The FTMB member previously known as Sundog
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PostPosted: 30-01-2014 23:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

At last! I have found Atlantis
While riding my giant praying mantis
The levels of water
Indicate slaughter
And the restroom's so nasty I can't piss


When Noah was loading the Ark
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gncxxOffline
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PostPosted: 30-01-2014 23:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

When Noah was loading the Ark
His mistake was including the shark
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47ForteansOffline
Live Fortean And Prosper!
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PostPosted: 31-01-2014 02:01    Post subject: Reply with quote

When Noah was loading the Ark
His mistake was including the shark
No more unicorns!
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IamSundogOffline
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PostPosted: 31-01-2014 14:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

When Noah was loading the Ark
His mistake was including the shark
No more unicorns!
The Great Whites loved their horns
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47ForteansOffline
Live Fortean And Prosper!
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PostPosted: 01-02-2014 00:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

When Noah was loading the Ark
His mistake was including the shark
No mor unicorns
The Great White love their horns
As they frolicked in the park!

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I said, "Please Sir, I want some more!"
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gncxxOffline
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PostPosted: 01-02-2014 23:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said, "Please Sir, I want some more!"
Of these peanuts, I can't stop at four
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IamSundogOffline
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PostPosted: 02-02-2014 07:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said, "Please Sir, I want some more!
Of these peanuts, I can't stop at four
Cuz I like to insert
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PeripartOffline
is still wondering
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PostPosted: 02-02-2014 10:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said, "Please Sir, I want some more!
Of these peanuts, I can't stop at four
Cuz I like to insert
A few down my shirt
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DrWhitefaceOffline
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PostPosted: 03-02-2014 00:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said "Please, Sir, I want some more!
Of these peanuts, I can't stop at four
Cuz I like to insert
A few down my shirt
But I will not tell you what for!

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So long, and thanks for all the fish!
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gncxxOffline
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PostPosted: 03-02-2014 17:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

So long, and thanks for all the fish!
But just grant me this one last wish:
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47ForteansOffline
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PostPosted: 04-02-2014 01:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

So long, and thanks for all the fish!
But just grant me this one last wish:
Pickle me in rum!
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IamSundogOffline
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PostPosted: 04-02-2014 01:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

So long, and thanks for all the fish!
But just grant me this one last wish:
Pickle me in rum
Bang me like a drum
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PostPosted: 17-02-2014 11:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

So long, and thanks for all the fish!
But just grant me this one last wish:
Pickle me in rum
Bang me like a drum
And remember to warm the butter dish!

Doing deep squats last night at the gym
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gncxxOffline
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PostPosted: 17-02-2014 23:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doing deep squats last night at the gym
I felt a strange lean to one side in a limb
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