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PostPosted: 29-04-2014 10:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

You really should have an eye test
I caught you staring at Heckler's chest!
When you asked if they're real
He made you a deal.
What's it worth? Put our minds at rest!
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I hope that's not makeup he's wearing
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PostPosted: 29-04-2014 17:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope that's not makeup he's wearing
It doesn't account for the swearing
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PostPosted: 30-04-2014 20:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope that's not makeup he's wearing
It doesn't account for the swearing
'bout his Farrah Fawcett wig
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PostPosted: 01-05-2014 13:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

hope that's not makeup he's wearing
It doesn't account for the swearing
'bout his Farrah Fawcett wig
Which is frankly too big
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PostPosted: 06-05-2014 00:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope that's not makeup he's wearing
It doesn't account for the swearing
'bout his Farrah Fawcett wig
Which is frankly too big
But helps give him that military bearing


What's that thing you've got hanging there?
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PostPosted: 06-05-2014 08:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's that thing you've got hanging there?
Swinging freely in God's pure sweet air
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gncxxOffline
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PostPosted: 06-05-2014 21:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's that thing you've got hanging there?
Swinging freely in God's pure sweet air
That unusual angle
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PostPosted: 07-05-2014 14:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's that thing you've got hanging there?
Swinging freely in God's pure sweet air
That unusual angle
Enhances your cordwangle
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PostPosted: 07-05-2014 18:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: 09-05-2014 04:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's that thing you've got hanging there?
Swinging freely in God's pure sweet air
That unusual angle
Enhances your cordwangle
And it is waving about bare

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Three little girls from school are we!
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PeripartOffline
is still wondering
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PostPosted: 09-05-2014 16:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three little girls from school are we!
Though that does makes us sound rather twee
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PostPosted: 09-05-2014 16:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three little girls from school are we!
Though that does makes us sound rather twee
Knuckledusters and chains
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PostPosted: 10-05-2014 06:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three little girls from school are we!
Though that does makes us sound rather twee
Knuckledusters and chains
Spliffs and ill-got gains
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Live Fortean And Prosper!
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PostPosted: 14-05-2014 02:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Three little girls from school are we!
Though that does make us sound rather twee
Knuckledusters and chains
Spliffs and ill-got gains
Fill us with joy as we run free!

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As I left the Eighth Dimension
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PostPosted: 14-05-2014 06:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

As I left the Eighth Dimension
Wearing hardly a stitch worth a mention


Laughing
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