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PostPosted: 13-09-2013 00:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Loose baggy pants foil Florida church robbery suspect's getaway

(Reuters) - A robber who was running away with his hands full of loot from a Florida church was caught when his baggy pants started slipping off, a sheriff's spokeswoman said.

She said the man, Anthony Jason Garcia, 31, had been praying in the sanctuary of a large Catholic Church near Walt Disney World on Wednesday when he arose, went into the gift shop, grabbed the cash drawer and ran toward the courtyard with church maintenance director Joe Larkin in pursuit.

As they ran, Garcia's baggy pants began to fall down, said Orange County Sheriff's spokeswoman Jane Watrel.

"So here Garcia is, both hands holding the cash drawer and trying to pull up his pants. So he (Larkin) sees an opening," Watrel said. [a fine choice of words there! Very Happy ] "He plunges for him and pulls his pants down further which trips up the guy."

Larkin put Garcia in a wrestling hold called a "cradle" until deputies arrived a few minutes later, Watrel said.

She said 12 customers and four clerks were present at Mary, Queen of the Universe Shrine during the robbery, but most of them did not immediately notice what was happening because Garcia was so quiet and did not use a weapon.

Garcia was arrested on a felony robbery charge. He remained in the Orange County Jail on Thursday.

Church officials say the church gift shop is the largest in the southeastern United States. The sheriff's office said it was its policy not to disclose the amounts of money in robberies.


http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/12/us-usa-robber-florida-idUSBRE98B0UD20130912
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PostPosted: 20-09-2013 12:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

The second time I've visited Slate today:

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Honk if You're Bagging Heroin With Intent to Distribute!


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...If you haven’t done something dumb in a parked car at least once in your life, you’re probably not an American. By that logic, a Virginia man named Brian Morris might just be the greatest patriot in American history. (Thanks to the alert reader who sent this story my way.)

Last Friday, Morris allegedly decided to start his weekend by sitting in his car, bagging up some drugs for distribution, and honking his horn all the while. (It's not entirely clear why Morris was honking his horn. Maybe he was trying to attract customers?) Unfortunately for Morris, he was parked next to the anti-drug Neighborhood Resource Center, which was hosting a community event attended by police and other solid citizens who gradually became more and more annoyed about the loud and obnoxious honking coming from outside. When a cop went to investigate, he allegedly saw the oblivious Morris sitting in the driver’s seat, with crack cocaine in his lap and a digital scale at his side.

“At first I thought ‘this can't be what I’m seeing,’ ” the officer told Richmond’s WWBT-TV. “You know, I'm looking down, I just want to talk to him about the noise coming from his car.” A second look revealed the situation to be even dumber than it initially seemed. Not only did Morris allegedly have crack cocaine, heroin, measuring and distribution equipment, and a stolen handgun with an extended magazine, he also had a small television on which he was loudly watching a show about drug dealers. The WWBT story doesn't say which show Morris was watching, though presumably it wasn’t of the “how-to” variety. Morris was arrested...etc


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PostPosted: 20-09-2013 14:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

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he was loudly watching a show about drug dealers.

Not sure how you loudly watch something. Smile
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PostPosted: 20-09-2013 17:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

A lot of people talk back to their TVs. I shouted out loud three times watching this week's Breaking Bad. OK, they meant the TV was at high volume.
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PostPosted: 25-09-2013 00:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is doing fantastically well at school. He comes from a very, very good family . .

But Mum turned him in, when she found the stained notes and a fake firearm in his bedroom. He is 15.

"Liverpool youth court heard he was motivated to carry out the raid because he was envious of other people's material possessions."

"I'm not fucking messing around" . . . The robber ordered the cashiers to "fill that up with money", then added: "Don't do anything stupid. I have just got out of prison after five years."

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Should go far! Sad
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PostPosted: 02-10-2013 22:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

The British Columbine or just a nerd?

The list of weapons is quite long and any one of them could cause considerable damage to flesh or property. Yet I feel the event - which we were mercifully prevented from witnessing - would have been a damp squib. We lack the flair for these things.

The court will decide. Confused
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PostPosted: 13-10-2013 09:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

The moment brave neighbours foiled a car thief
Neighbours stop a car thief getting away by holding onto the doors of the vehicle, despite his threats
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By Patrick Sawer
7:00PM BST 12 Oct 2013

A car thief was trapped by residents inside the vehicle he was trying to steal, after he brazenly asked the owner’s neighbours to move their own car so that he could make his escape.
The neighbour did not know Matthew Draper and went to ask the mother of the car’s rightful owner whether she recognised the man.
When they realised what Draper was up to a group of residents held the doors of the Smart Roadster shut so that he could not escape.

The car’s owner, Tanya Miles, returned to her Swansea home to find Draper, 27, using a screwdriver to threaten those keeping him trapped inside her car.
She climbed onto the back of the car to try push his hands back inside, only for Draper to spit at her, before trying to kick the window out.

When Draper was eventually searched by police they found a camera, which Miss Miles kept in her glove box, in his pocket.

He later admitted criminal damage, theft, going equipped and failing to provide a specimen of breath in relation to that incident.
He also pleaded guilty at Swansea Crown Court to the separate theft of a car CD player and a burglary.

The court heard that Draper and another man went to the home of Dean Thompson on June 26.
The second, unknown man, told Mr Thompson that a stereo he had been sold belonged to him.
When he refused to give it back, the pair pushed past him and knocked him to the floor
The pair picked up the stereo and left, leaving Mr Thompson, who was on crutches at the time having broken his leg four days earlier, on the floor.

Draper, aged 27, has a number of previous convictions including offences of assault, shoplifting and burglary. He was jailed for 32 months.

Giles Hayes, for Draper, said his client’s offending was linked to his drug use.
He said his life had been relatively stable after his release from prison but that fellow users had contacted him through social media and he went back to drugs.
Judge Huw Davies told him his drug use had left him “out of control”.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10375079/The-moment-brave-neighbours-foiled-a-car-thief.html
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Somali pirate leader 'Big Mouth' arrested in Belgium 'sting'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24519520

How the operation unfolded

A man alleged to be one of Somalia's most influential pirate leaders has been arrested in Belgium.

Mohammed Abdi Hassan, also known as Afweyneh or Big Mouth, was detained at Brussels international airport on Saturday after a sting operation.

Undercover agents had persuaded the Somali and an associate that they wanted to make a documentary about their pirate exploits.

Mr Abdi Hassan now faces criminal charges, including hijacking.

Prosecutors believe that the Somali was behind the seizure of a Belgian ship in 2009, reports the BBC's Chris Morris in Brussels.

Mr Abdi Hassan is also charged with kidnapping the ship's crew and with belonging to a criminal organisation.

Pirates in Hobyo town, January 2010
Successful pirate attacks off Somalia have decreased in the last two years
'Notorious'
In January, Mohammed Abdi Hassan was reported to have said that he had renounced crime after eight years in the piracy business.

However, Belgian authorities say he made millions from his illegal activities, and will be held responsible.

Belgian vessels have in the past taken part in international missions against piracy on the high seas off Somalia.

In a UN report leaked last year, it was alleged that Afweyneh was "one of the most notorious and influential leaders of the Hobyo-Harardhere Piracy Network".
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