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PostPosted: 20-10-2002 16:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Originally posted by Ogopogo
[B]...my last name is Danger.

Oddly enough, that's my middle name.

While we're discussing Jesus fish and Soccer Moms, what's the dealio with those metal nude women on mudflaps? Those are the epitome of (extremely) lower-class sexuality, IMO. A couple days ago, I saw a fellow with one of those as a pendant on his necklace, as if male necklaces weren't bad enough. Just put on an ascot and be done with it, Mr. Flynt--the women of the world await your lubricious advances.
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PostPosted: 21-10-2002 15:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stu Neville wrote:

I know! And he can capitalise properly and everything! Very Happy

My fave observation about irony was by Ed Byrne (Irish comedian) discussing Alannis Morrisette's song "Ironic", in which she describes various situations, which whilst uniformly unfortunate (traffic jams, flies in wine, etc) nonetheless all fail to be ironic. However, Byrne pointed out, it is quite brilliantly ironic that there's a song called "Ironic" written and performed by someone who clearly has no idea what irony actually is.

Stu


I think it was genius by Alanis to write a song about irony that contains no irony. O the irony of it all.
I often wonder the size of her cutlery drawer that contains ten thousand spoons. Just think, they might have been the larger wooden spoons- now think of the size of that cutlery drawer.
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PostPosted: 22-10-2002 01:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

I realise rain on one's wedding day isn't truly ironic; however, how about filing for divorce on one's anniversary? Does this constitute irony? Someone please help here, as I am American and have an unevolved sense of humour. But I do think passing wind is hilarious. Sometimes, I just laugh until my ribs hurt! Oh, good times...good times.
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PostPosted: 22-10-2002 07:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

Irony - hard, metallic; like silvery, but not so shiny.

I'll get me coat.
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PostPosted: 22-10-2002 14:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

TorgosPizza wrote:

I realise rain on one's wedding day isn't truly ironic; however, how about filing for divorce on one's anniversary? Does this constitute irony? Someone please help here, as I am American and have an unevolved sense of humour. But I do think passing wind is hilarious. Sometimes, I just laugh until my ribs hurt! Oh, good times...good times.


I must admit that the sound of a loud inappropriate fart (when is a loud fart appropriate?) makes me laugh mucho mucho. I also laugh when I used to fart loudly in my little brothers face but ironicly he didnt laugh.

torgos, what about if the guy got a tattoo saying that hed never divorce his wife on their anniversary and yet does... is this ironic?
what are they divorcing for , did he fart in his wifes face? I wouldnt divorce my wife if she farted in my face, perhaps this would make me horny. Surprised
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Caroline
PostPosted: 22-10-2002 14:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

click here for take on irony!
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PostPosted: 22-10-2002 16:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alanis Morisette's Ironic song is always a favourite topic of conversation.
The conclusion we seem to have come to is that "rain on your wedding day" is possibly ironic if you (or your intended) are a meteorologist.
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PostPosted: 22-10-2002 17:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

rynner wrote:

Irony - hard, metallic; like silvery, but not so shiny.


Thats illegal - no, thats an American bird with a big beak.

Thats irrelevent - no, thats a big grey animal with flapping ears and a trunk.

sorry, if you be so kind as to pass my coat...
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Caroline
PostPosted: 23-10-2002 22:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Irony is swabbing with antiseptic before giving a lethal injection.
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PostPosted: 23-10-2002 22:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

Irony is having 'Back To Basics' blow up in your Party's face because your MPs can't keep it in their trousers.
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PostPosted: 24-10-2002 06:24    Post subject: Irony is president, "G W Bush's", Reply with quote

brother ,Jeb Bush, running for re-election here in Fl. He's on a political commercial, taking about new guide-lines for teachers and schools..more attention to problem's with florida's lousey scolactic track record,,blah ..blah..blah..the guy's daughter can't keep out of jail..she was arrested yet again last week for parole violations..its been a long story with his oldest daughter ..and he's not done anything right it seems with," his situation",with his own family..
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PostPosted: 15-09-2003 22:25    Post subject: The IRONY Thread Reply with quote

Irony is, I feel, a sub-genre of Forteanism, so let's see if it can sustain a thread of its own. Here's a good starter:

Fire truck catches fire, burns down its own station in small Alabama town
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A fire truck that had just returned from the scene of a blaze caught fire itself at its station, destroying the building and the vehicle.

The engine of the truck had been turned off, but some malfunction, possibly a gasoline leak, caused a fire under the hood, firefighter Brad Hannah said.

Ider, a town of about 670 people in the rural northeast corner of Alabama, has two other fire trucks. Assistant Fire Chief Ronnie Cloud said Wednesday. Those trucks were out on calls during the fire.
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PostPosted: 16-09-2003 03:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about this for irony. The mad merger's irony thread is in danger of being merged into the sarcasm thread, that was inspired by said irony thread, because no-one's posting on it.

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PostPosted: 16-09-2003 07:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for bumping my thread, Cooj! Smile

(Now, was I being ironic or sarcastic there..? confused )


Perhaps good IRONY stories only come along every few days. If that's beyond the attention span of the average poster, then this thread will be forgotten, and its sad little carcass will sink down through the depths of the FTMB to settle amongst all the slimy silt at the bottom... Sad
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PostPosted: 16-09-2003 08:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

My personal favourite irony was highlighted by Ed Byrne. Alannis Morrissette (sp?) wrote a song about irony, citing examples of alleged irony, such as rain on wedding days, flies in glases of wine, traffic jams, lots of spoons when you need a knife, etc etc, none of which are actually ironic: they're all merely unfortunate. So there's a song, called "Ironic", written by someone who clearly has no idea whatsoever what irony is, which is somewhat ironic.
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