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CarlosTheDJOffline
Dazed and confused for so long its not true
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PostPosted: 18-12-2012 13:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

ramonmercado wrote:
CarlosTheDJ wrote:
ramonmercado wrote:
CarlosTheDJ wrote:
ramonmercado wrote:

"Northamptonshire Police takes the security surrounding armed police and their equipment extremely seriously...."


Yeah, sounds like it - muppets.

Surely that's a firing offence?


They've only begun the investigation.


Well - someone who is supposed to be a highly trained firearms operator left a box of bullets on a car roof.

Not many excuses that can be made are there?


Sorry, I thought your firing offence was a pun so I weakly responed with begun.


Ah-ha! Sorry.

Mine was a sort of half-intentional weak pun.

Let us never speak of this again.
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ramonmercadoOffline
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PostPosted: 18-12-2012 13:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

CarlosTheDJ wrote:
ramonmercado wrote:
CarlosTheDJ wrote:
ramonmercado wrote:
CarlosTheDJ wrote:
ramonmercado wrote:

"Northamptonshire Police takes the security surrounding armed police and their equipment extremely seriously...."


Yeah, sounds like it - muppets.

Surely that's a firing offence?


They've only begun the investigation.


Well - someone who is supposed to be a highly trained firearms operator left a box of bullets on a car roof.

Not many excuses that can be made are there?


Sorry, I thought your firing offence was a pun so I weakly responed with begun.


Ah-ha! Sorry.

Mine was a sort of half-intentional weak pun.

Let us never speak of this again.


I promise not to shoot my mouth off.
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CarlosTheDJOffline
Dazed and confused for so long its not true
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PostPosted: 18-12-2012 13:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sorry, I got nothing in stock.
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ramonmercadoOffline
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PostPosted: 18-12-2012 14:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

CarlosTheDJ wrote:
I'm sorry, I got nothing in stock.


Shoulder on.
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YithianOffline
Keeping the British end up
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PostPosted: 18-12-2012 14:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, God. Carlos has triggered yet another lame pun-war.
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cherrybombOffline
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PostPosted: 18-12-2012 14:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on, theyithian, no need to jump the gun

*I'm sorry, I'll get me coat......
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CarlosTheDJOffline
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PostPosted: 18-12-2012 15:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

These puns need to improve in calibre.
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YithianOffline
Keeping the British end up
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PostPosted: 18-12-2012 15:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the mods see them, they'll go ballistic...
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Ronson8Offline
Things can only get better.
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PostPosted: 18-12-2012 16:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

ramonmercado wrote:


Sorry, I thought your firing offence was a pun so I weakly responed with begun.

Yep, me too.
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ramonmercadoOffline
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PostPosted: 18-12-2012 21:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

theyithian wrote:
When the mods see them, they'll go ballistic...


They'll put a rocket under the culprits.
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Ronson8Offline
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PostPosted: 18-12-2012 22:15    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bang goes any chance of getting this thread back on topic.
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SameOldVardoger
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PostPosted: 19-12-2012 01:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ronson8 wrote:
Bang goes any chance of getting this thread back on topic.


I'll do my best. Dumb cops:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGLNRhoy84s

A bonus video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e8AtrrveiM
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rynner2Offline
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PostPosted: 19-12-2012 08:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

SameOldVardoger wrote:
Ronson8 wrote:
Bang goes any chance of getting this thread back on topic.


I'll do my best. Dumb cops:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGLNRhoy84s

That was my best laugh of the day so far! Very Happy
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MythopoeikaOffline
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PostPosted: 19-12-2012 20:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha ha! That were reet good! Laughing
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Ronson8Offline
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PostPosted: 19-12-2012 22:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

They flooded the place with cops. Smile
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