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MrRING Android Futureman Joined: 07 Aug 2002 Total posts: 4196 Gender: Unknown |
 Posted: 30-11-2004 20:28 Post subject: Demonbuster |
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This is a wacky website, can't tell if they are serious or not:
http://www.demonbuster.com/
| Quote: | Get real FREE help for all your personal problems using the Name of JESUS CHRIST to cast these DEMONS out. You must want help to receive this help. You must also be a "TRUE WORSHIPER" (John 4:23) ("REAL" CHRISTIAN) to receive this help. This means you must be willing to change your lifestyle in certain areas. That's the only rules! Don't just read, but read and TAKE ACTION.
You do not have to have your demons cast out to make it to Heaven, but it sure makes your life down here better. You also don't need to have all YOUR demons cast OUT before you can do Deliverance on others. There is no special "anointing" required. Jesus gave His Power and Authority to ALL Believers.
CAUTION: A few people have reported that while reading portions of our Deliverance material, some demons have manifested in them in various ways. If this happens, pray this: "FATHER, IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I COMMAND ALL THE DEMONS ATTACKING ME TO LEAVE ME NOW, IN THE NAME OF JESUS."
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| Anonymous |
| Posted: 30-11-2004 20:39 Post subject: |
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| Looks real, though the reference to a "mobile home" for sale makes me a tad suspicious. A bit disappointing, I read through it all and not a single demon has reared it's ugly head. |
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| Anonymous |
| Posted: 30-11-2004 21:03 Post subject: |
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| I've seen the site before a few times, dating back a few years now. As far as I can tell it's totally genuine. Very funny, but genuine nonetheless. |
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| graylien Great Old One Location: Norwich - home of the Puppet Man! Age: 42 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 30-11-2004 22:27 Post subject: |
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Or for a more New-Age approach to the problem of inner demons try these people - they'll rid you of your demons for only $19.95.
Do You Have Inner Demons? |
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| Anonymous |
| Posted: 01-12-2004 10:52 Post subject: |
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Depends on what i ate last....  |
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| Stormkhan Disturbingly familiar Joined: 28 May 2003 Total posts: 5330 Location: Robin Hood country. Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 01-12-2004 13:33 Post subject: |
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This is, of course, assuming three things.
1) The demon possessing you allows you to evict the little nastie.
2) You actually want the demon to leave. After all, it might be a quiet, harmless and tidy guest.
3) Demons actually exist.
*sigh*
The ability for mankind to come up with silliness is a constant wonder. |
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| Anonymous |
| Posted: 01-12-2004 13:39 Post subject: |
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It also ignores the fact that you may have a perfectly personable and co-operative relationship with said demon and that casting them out would not only be unfair (leaving some unassuming demon homeless), but would leave you with no-one to talk to...
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| Stormkhan Disturbingly familiar Joined: 28 May 2003 Total posts: 5330 Location: Robin Hood country. Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 01-12-2004 15:59 Post subject: |
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| I wonder what their policy is regarding possession by God? Has The Big Man got dibs on anyones conciousness already? Or do they suggest telling His Nibs to bugger off too? |
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| pintquaff Honest! i do belive????? Joined: 09 Oct 2003 Total posts: 244 Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 01-12-2004 16:07 Post subject: |
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I Thought Alanis Morrisette was god 
Why would she want to change bodies.....  |
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| Heckler20 The Sockpuppet of
Cthulhu's Prodigal Son Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Total posts: 4702 Location: In the Nostril of The Crawling Chaos Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 01-12-2004 17:21 Post subject: |
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| PintQuaff wrote: | I Thought Alanis Morrisette was god
Why would she want to change bodies..... |
Well isn't it ironic, don't you think? |
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| decipheringscars Great Old One Joined: 01 Jul 2004 Total posts: 495 Location: Far enough from home Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 01-12-2004 17:39 Post subject: |
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| Stormkhan wrote: | | I wonder what their policy is regarding possession by God? Has The Big Man got dibs on anyones conciousness already? Or do they suggest telling His Nibs to bugger off too? |
Well, apparently, demons can possess anyone - even if they are possessed by God - against their will. Presumably, God can't do the same.
Not your standard Christian theology, but then again, I'm stating the obvious there, aren't I?
Now who do we call to cast the demons out of the White House and Congress?  |
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| Mighty_Emperor Divine Wind
Joined: 18 Aug 2002 Total posts: 19943 Location: Mongo Age: 42 Gender: Male |
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| ENTIANONMULTI Great Old One Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Total posts: 592 Location: Miskatonic University Engineering Department Age: 36 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 01-12-2004 19:44 Post subject: |
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[quote="Emperor"]
Bill Gates... Microsoft office assistant.... incontrovertible proof of evil with a PC. |
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| Stormkhan Disturbingly familiar Joined: 28 May 2003 Total posts: 5330 Location: Robin Hood country. Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 02-12-2004 00:14 Post subject: |
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| zede wrote: | | Stormkhan wrote: | | I wonder what their policy is regarding possession by God? Has The Big Man got dibs on anyones conciousness already? Or do they suggest telling His Nibs to bugger off too? |
Well, apparently, demons can possess anyone - even if they are possessed by God - against their will. Presumably, God can't do the same.
Not your standard Christian theology, but then again, I'm stating the obvious there, aren't I?
Now who do we call to cast the demons out of the White House and Congress? |
So ... when it comes to theology, what the heck is "standard"? As far as I can figure out, the differences in belief has led to a lot of "unpleasantness" caused by this minor disagreement.
Oh, and White House and Congress...
Sorry, chaps and chapesses, but God is quite democratic. If you voted for him/it/slime-swimming devil then you get him/it/slime-swimming devil. Democracy's a damn fine thing ... until you get humans participating in it then it goes right up the pictures!
I tell you, life will be easier when you vote me in to be the World Dictator. I'm quite benevolent, actually... |
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| Anonymous |
| Posted: 02-12-2004 12:59 Post subject: |
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| zede wrote: |
Now who do we call to cast the demons out of the White House and Congress? |
Ghostbusters
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