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Posted: 02-12-2004 13:10 Post subject: |
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| PintQuaff wrote: | I Thought Alanis Morrisette was god
Why would she want to change bodies.....  |
Eh, were I Alanis/God, I might consider popping in to Kerry Katona/Mc Fadden or Katie Holmes for half an hour. |
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Stormkhan Disturbingly familiar Joined: 28 May 2003 Total posts: 5330 Location: Robin Hood country. Gender: Unknown |
Posted: 02-12-2004 13:26 Post subject: |
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One of the silliest phrases used:
"I'm a lesbian in a man's body!" |
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Heckler20 The Sockpuppet of Cthulhu's Prodigal Son Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Total posts: 4702 Location: In the Nostril of The Crawling Chaos Gender: Unknown |
Posted: 02-12-2004 15:56 Post subject: |
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| Stormkhan wrote: | One of the silliest phrases used:
"I'm a lesbian in a man's body!" |
Strictly by definition and taking conventional sexuality as a context aren't all men lesbians in a man's body as they for the most part find women attractive? (and wear comfortable shoes) |
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Posted: 03-12-2004 04:22 Post subject: |
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Maybe a lesbian trapped in a man's body is attracted to women to such a degree that he wants to be one himself  |
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Stormkhan Disturbingly familiar Joined: 28 May 2003 Total posts: 5330 Location: Robin Hood country. Gender: Unknown |
Posted: 03-12-2004 09:20 Post subject: |
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| Now, that's excess! |
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JamesWhitehead Piffle Prospector Joined: 02 Aug 2001 Total posts: 5779 Location: Manchester, UK Gender: Male |
Posted: 13-04-2013 12:33 Post subject: |
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I see that Breaking News has a link to Potty Training on Demonbuster
Worth bumping this old thread, for the Demonbuster site is huge with tips for ridding your life of its resident demons.
For instance: "BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile, etc. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked. If it does not work, demons are not causing the problem."
"We have had some experiences with women who have done a lot of prophesying in the church and to people. A friend of mine got into a position where she had words for people. At one point, she told her husband that he would die before the year was out. He did not die but was in good health. When her words began to fail, she asked me what should she do. I told her to come up to Lake Hamilton Bible Camp and we would all stone her. That was the prescription for making a false prophecy in the Bible." from a page devoted to beards and baldness:
http://www.demonbuster.com/baldnes5.html |
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Mythopoeika Boring petty conservative
Joined: 18 Sep 2001 Total posts: 9109 Location: Not far from Bedford Gender: Unknown |
Posted: 13-04-2013 13:42 Post subject: |
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| Wow, that's some pretty nutty 'advice' on that website. |
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NeilE Grey Joined: 02 May 2012 Total posts: 18 Gender: Unknown |
Posted: 25-04-2013 18:19 Post subject: |
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Ah yes, these people. I first came across their website in 2000 or thereabouts; since then I've found a copy of the book which inspired them - Pigs in the Parlour by Frank and Ida Mae Hammond:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pigs-Parlour-Frank-D-Hammond/dp/1903725909
Basically, the Hammonds' theory was that you could cure all of a person's problems by casting out demons. If they have a cold, you cast out a demon named "Cold". If they're bad-tempered, you cast out a demon called "Anger". If they're gay, you cast out a demon called "Homosexuality". If they're atheists, you cast out a demon called "Atheism". And so on and so on.
The book is worryingly influential in certain quarters, spawning what is known as the "deliverance ministry" movement.
There's a forum dedicated to deliverance ministries run by one Jay Bartlett. Here's a typical posting from Jay:
| Quote: | Just tonight Elizabeth and I dealt with 182 Zelda spirits (Zelda is a video game) within a young lady. In fact, he was holding unto the games she had played--Resident Evil, Warcraft I, II, III, Witchdrobe, D & D, and others.
These video games opens children (she started playing when she was 5 years old) to the demonic realm. It sickens me...
These were very violent demons and vicious but all 182 were driven out in the name of Jesus TONIGHT!!! |
From one of Jay's followers:
| Quote: | I also have had resident evil spirits cast out.
During the session where we tackled the stronghold of 'death & hell' (in me) we were led by the Holy Ghost into what we could figuratively consider a sub-section of this power (I guess the power of death & hell had rule over several strongholds as there were other strongmen under his command) and that was 'macarbe' spirits. Vampiric life draining spirits from vampire movies and games were present as well as the worst one which the Holy Ghost told us was called a 'zombie' spirit. |
Somebody really needs to make a documentary about these people...
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gncxx King-Size Canary Great Old One Joined: 25 Aug 2001 Total posts: 13561 Location: Eh? Gender: Male |
Posted: 25-04-2013 18:23 Post subject: |
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| Yeah, but that might encourage them with the oxygen of publicity. Everyone knows the Westboro Church bigots now because so many TV shows and articles were dedicated to them. |
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Mythopoeika Boring petty conservative
Joined: 18 Sep 2001 Total posts: 9109 Location: Not far from Bedford Gender: Unknown |
Posted: 25-04-2013 21:08 Post subject: |
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| NeilE wrote: | | Basically, the Hammonds' theory was that you could cure all of a person's problems by casting out demons. If they have a cold, you cast out a demon named "Cold". If they're bad-tempered, you cast out a demon called "Anger". If they're gay, you cast out a demon called "Homosexuality". If they're atheists, you cast out a demon called "Atheism". And so on and so on. |
I've got that 'I can't believe these people are so dumb' demon in me right now. Phew. |
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NeilE Grey Joined: 02 May 2012 Total posts: 18 Gender: Unknown |
Posted: 25-04-2013 21:12 Post subject: |
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| Mythopoeika wrote: | | I've got that 'I can't believe these people are so dumb' demon in me right now. Phew. |
One of the demons in the book is called "Using Logic".
No, I'm not joking. |
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Mythopoeika Boring petty conservative
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Posted: 25-04-2013 21:46 Post subject: |
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| NeilE wrote: | | Mythopoeika wrote: | | I've got that 'I can't believe these people are so dumb' demon in me right now. Phew. |
One of the demons in the book is called "Using Logic".
No, I'm not joking. |
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