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OneWingedBird Great Old One Joined: 19 Nov 2012 Total posts: 293 Location: Attice of blinkey lights Age: 44 Gender: Female |
 Posted: 08-01-2013 22:56 Post subject: Spanking is Good for your Health |
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Allegedly. The article is not too recent but was only brought to my attention this evening.
| Quote: | Smack that bottom - it can cure everything !!
Russian scientists at the Novosibirsk Institute of Medicine are claiming a beating on the naked buttocks with a cane is the perfect way to cure everything from depression to alcoholism.
The researchers say caning releases endorphins, the body's natural 'happy chemicals', and that leads to feelings of euphoria, a reduction of appetite, the release of sex hormones and an enhancement of the immune response, and they have a similar effect on pain as drugs such as morphine and codeine, but do not lead to addiction or dependence.
Biologist Dr Sergei Speransky who led the research claims corporal punishment, similar to that doled out regularly in British schools in the last century, helps people overcome addiction and depression. He confirms he is not a sadist even though he recommends caning and says the treatment works. A standard treatment course entails 30 sessions with 60 of the best, delivered on the buttocks by a person of average build.
Dr Marina Chuhrova who also took part in preparing the report said she had 10 patients she caned regularly and though initially "they didn't like it, when they started to feel the benefits they kept asking for more."
The Russian team says they are now charging for the caning sessions and are getting over U.S.$ 100 per patient for a standard treatment.
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http://www.news-medical.net/news/2005/03/29/8788.aspx |
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| gncxx King-Size Canary
Great Old One Joined: 25 Aug 2001 Total posts: 12894 Location: Eh? Gender: Male |
| Posted: 08-01-2013 22:58 Post subject: |
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| Is this what they meant when the cane-wielders used to say "This will hurt me more than it will hurt you"? |
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| OneWingedBird Great Old One Joined: 19 Nov 2012 Total posts: 293 Location: Attice of blinkey lights Age: 44 Gender: Female |
| Posted: 08-01-2013 23:07 Post subject: |
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Ah, and there is a more recent story (yesterday!) in The Siberian Times about the same clinic, with pictures! 
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Beating addiction out of you - literally
Deep in Siberia, scientists claim they have made an astonishing breakthrough in curing drink and drug addicts, as well as helping workaholics and even those obsessed with sex - by using corporal punishment.
Like other patients, Natasha is given psychological counselling before each session of 60 lashes (those with alcohol or other addictions face 30) - and also undergoes a electrocardiogram to ensure the shock therapy is not causing unexpected heart problems. Picture: The Siberian TImes
The reaction of most people is predictable: to snigger, scoff or make jokes loaded with sexual innuendo.
But 22 year old Natasha insists they have got completely the wrong end of the stick - or rather the cane. And she should know.
'I am the proof that this controversial treatment works,' she says, 'and I recommend it to anyone suffering from an addiction or depression. It hurts like crazy - but it's given me back my life. Without it I seriously believe I would now be dead'.
The psychologist behind (the pun is not deliberate!) this 'cure' is Dr German Pilipenko who with fellow practitioner Professor Marina Chukhrova has treated more than a thousand patients, and is now getting foreigners travelling to try his unconventional 'method of limited exposure or pain', often as a last resort.
He has had success with showbiz clients and believes he could help people like British singer Pete Doherty who has repeatedly failed to respond to other treatments. Whether drink or drug addicts, or people who are miserable and depressed, these Russian medics say they have restored that simple ingredient missing from so many lives - happiness.
The cure involves literally beating the addiction, obsession or depression out of the patient. Dr Pilipenko claims he is restoring or modernising a method of treatment known to previous generations including notorious cane-happy English schoolmasters and monks in medieval holy orders.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/BlackRiverFalls/spankydoctor_zps1bd03f31.jpg
Of course, I can;t image why anyone would want to subject themselves to that... |
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| gncxx King-Size Canary
Great Old One Joined: 25 Aug 2001 Total posts: 12894 Location: Eh? Gender: Male |
| Posted: 08-01-2013 23:12 Post subject: |
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| I suppose it's a bottom-based version of electroshock therapy. |
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| Isis177 Great Old One Joined: 22 May 2004 Total posts: 397 Location: Australia Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 08-01-2013 23:20 Post subject: |
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| I still remember being spanked in grade 3 for having untidy writing, but it didn't ever make my writing any better. |
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| ramonmercado Psycho Punk
Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Total posts: 17257 Location: Dublin Gender: Male |
| Posted: 09-01-2013 00:54 Post subject: |
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| Spanking is a sex game but caning is far more serious and is more BDSM territory. |
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| cherrybomb Skating the thin crust
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| Posted: 09-01-2013 09:57 Post subject: |
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| Spudrick68 Great Old One Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Total posts: 1063 Location: sunny Morecambe Age: 44 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 09-01-2013 13:07 Post subject: |
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| But does it cure an addiction to bottom caning? |
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Mythopoeika Boring petty conservative
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| Posted: 09-01-2013 13:48 Post subject: |
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| I'd like a job like that. |
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| ramonmercado Psycho Punk
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| Posted: 09-01-2013 13:50 Post subject: |
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| Mythopoeika wrote: | | I'd like a job like that. |
You probably wouldn't get to choose your clients though. |
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| Mythopoeika Boring petty conservative
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| Posted: 09-01-2013 13:51 Post subject: |
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| ramonmercado wrote: | | Mythopoeika wrote: | | I'd like a job like that. |
You probably wouldn't get to choose your clients though. |
I don't in my current job, so no change there! |
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| ChrisBoardman Great Old One Joined: 17 May 2011 Total posts: 477 Location: Alton, Hampshire Gender: Male |
| Posted: 09-01-2013 14:00 Post subject: |
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| If Max Moseley out-lives us all then maybe it's right. |
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| Ronnor Yeti Joined: 23 Oct 2009 Total posts: 54 Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 09-01-2013 14:40 Post subject: |
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| It's clearly legitimate; she's wearing a white coat. |
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| Pietro_Mercurios Heuristically Challenged
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| JamesWhitehead Piffle Prospector Joined: 02 Aug 2001 Total posts: 5374 Location: Manchester, UK Gender: Male |
| Posted: 09-01-2013 15:11 Post subject: |
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"It is also less humiliating and usually less painful."
I'm guessing your mistress allows you a saddle.  |
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