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feen5Offline
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PostPosted: 10-06-2009 15:14    Post subject: Limericks Reply with quote

Ok so i ruined the last Limerick thread and it did not reappear after the last message board shake up but damn it we need one so normal rules apply one line per person and anything goes


A despicable poster called feen,
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MsPixOffline
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PostPosted: 10-06-2009 16:13    Post subject: Re: Limericks Reply with quote

feen5 wrote:
A despicable poster called feen,


Said that his dowsing rod was a wee 'un.
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PostPosted: 10-06-2009 17:11    Post subject: Reply with quote

A despicable poster called feen,
Said that his dowsing rod was a wee 'un.
It points down to his feet
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gncxxOffline
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PostPosted: 10-06-2009 17:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

A despicable poster called feen,
Said that his dowsing rod was a wee 'un.
It points down to his feet
But do you know what's quite sweet?
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ArthurASCIIOffline
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PostPosted: 12-06-2009 06:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

A despicable poster called feen,
Said that his dowsing rod was a wee 'un.
It points down to his feet
But do you know what's quite sweet?
You can view it on Youtube (widescreen).
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A Fortean poet once said
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escargot1Offline
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PostPosted: 12-06-2009 06:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Fortean poet once said
'Alas! We have all been misled!'
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gncxxOffline
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PostPosted: 12-06-2009 15:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Fortean poet once said
'Alas! We have all been misled!'
'That thing in Loch Ness
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wairddebOffline
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PostPosted: 13-06-2009 19:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Fortean poet once said
'Alas! We have all been misled!'
'That thing in Loch Ness
Was glimpsed wearing a dress
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ArthurASCIIOffline
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PostPosted: 14-06-2009 14:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Fortean poet once said
'Alas! We have all been misled!'
'That thing in Loch Ness
Was glimpsed wearing a dress
'Twas in fact a cross-dresser named Fred.
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On my desk sits a curious thing
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PeripartOffline
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PostPosted: 14-06-2009 16:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

ArthurASCII wrote:
On my desk sits a curious thing

Which was left on my doorstep by Sting
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gncxxOffline
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PostPosted: 14-06-2009 18:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

On my desk sits a curious thing
Which was left on my doorstep by Sting
Don't stand so close,
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feen5Offline
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PostPosted: 16-06-2009 10:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

On my desk sits a curious thing
Which was left on my doorstep by Sting
Don't stand so close,
It may feed on toes,
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Mr_NemoOffline
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PostPosted: 16-06-2009 13:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

On my desk sits a curious thing
Which was left on my doorstep by Sting
Don't stand so close,
It may feed on toes,
With a side order of chicken wings.

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While writing out a googolplex,
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Timble2Offline
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PostPosted: 16-06-2009 19:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

While writing out a googolplex,
I spotted my dog having poodle sex.
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gncxxOffline
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PostPosted: 16-06-2009 20:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

While writing out a googolplex,
I spotted my dog having poodle sex.
Fetch a bucket of water!
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