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GinandoOffline
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PostPosted: 13-01-2014 12:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a man from Nantuckett
Whose girl had the thing like a bucket
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PostPosted: 13-01-2014 17:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a man from Nantuckett
Whose girl had the thing like a bucket
Which took so long to fill
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gncxxOffline
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PostPosted: 13-01-2014 18:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a man from Nantuckett
Whose girl had the thing like a bucket
Which took so long to fill
That she sent him a bill
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PostPosted: 14-01-2014 08:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a man from Nantuckett
Whose girl had the thing like a bucket
Which took so long to fill
That she sent him a bill
For a breakfast of somewhat stale mullet! Embarassed

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There once was a pretty young fairy
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PostPosted: 14-01-2014 18:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a pretty young fairy
With good reason to be wary
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PostPosted: 14-01-2014 23:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a pretty young fairy
With good reason to be wary
Those teeth to collect
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PostPosted: 15-01-2014 19:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a pretty young fairy
With good reason to be wary
Those teeth to collect
From sleepers erect
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PostPosted: 16-01-2014 00:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a pretty young fairy
With good reason to be wary
Those teeth to collect
From sleepers erect
For a coat that is quite scary!

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While the Yeti gets a full wax,
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PostPosted: 16-01-2014 13:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

While the Yeti gets a full wax
Her friend Nessie tries on new slacks
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gncxxOffline
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PostPosted: 16-01-2014 18:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

While the Yeti gets a full wax
Her friend Nessie tries on new slacks
To get them to fit
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PostPosted: 17-01-2014 07:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

gncxx wrote:
While the Yeti gets a full wax
Her friend Nessie tries on new slacks
To get them to fit

She breathes in a bit
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PostPosted: 18-01-2014 17:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

While the Yeti gets a full wax
Her friend Nessie tries on new slacks
To get them to fit
She breathes in a bit
"Do these make me look fat?" she asks


Check out my new fission reactor
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PostPosted: 18-01-2014 18:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

Check out my new fission reactor
It powers my custom-made tractor
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PostPosted: 20-01-2014 00:21    Post subject: Reply with quote

Check out my new fission reactor
It powers my custom-made tractor
It glows in the dark
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PostPosted: 20-01-2014 07:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

DrWhiteface wrote:
Check out my new fission reactor
It powers my custom-made tractor
It glows in the dark

Which helps you to park
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