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PostPosted: 24-08-2013 17:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your recorded voice doesn't die or retire though.
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PostPosted: 28-08-2013 12:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Bristol Post strikes yet again! It really is turning into The Framley Examiner.

This poll has been like this for days now. The full thing can be viewed here - it goes on rather longer than pictured, but this is as much as I could screen-shot..

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/garbaldisham/BristolPostpollAug13_zps707eecd5.jpg

Yes, it's actually about twelve different polls, with the questions removed but all the answers left intact and rolled into one. That takes real talent.
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PostPosted: 30-08-2013 01:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

"DFW poised to be mecca for Christian film industry"
http://www.dfw.com/2013/08/28/821747/dfw-poised-to-be-mecca-for-christian.html

I'd sort of think they'd want it to be some Christian holy city for the Christian film industry, but if they want it to be mecca, who am I to argue? Razz
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PostPosted: 30-08-2013 01:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well Jerusalem would have sounded more divided. Confused
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PostPosted: 09-09-2013 18:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

From this sites own 'Breaking News' section for today;

Iowa grants fun permits to the blind - what could possibly go wrong?

Methinks it should read as 'gun permits'..........
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PostPosted: 10-09-2013 16:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fall Art fest
http://jimromenesko.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/farts.gif
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PostPosted: 10-09-2013 20:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

^ Ha ha ha ha ha brilliant!
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PostPosted: 11-09-2013 20:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Esquire website makes unfortunate 9/11 boo-boo...

http://twitchy.com/2013/09/11/oh-my-god-check-out-esquires-horrible-911-photo-fail/

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PostPosted: 26-09-2013 09:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ex-Helston diary chip shop plan gets a battering
6:00am Thursday 26th September 2013

A former Helston dairy could soon be turned into a fish and chip shop – but the plans have already taken a battering.

Jonathan Jane and his wife Samke want to change the Old Turnpike Dairy, off the roundabout at the top of Godolphin Road, into the fish and chip restaurant and takeaway, with an adjoining house to live in.

etc...

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10697835.Ex_Helston_diary_chip_shop_plan_gets_a_battering/?ref=mr
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PostPosted: 04-10-2013 22:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

The current front page of the online Guardian has

Edkins's killer 'let down by system' as headline followed by "Phillip Simelane 'was crying out for help' before attack on schoolgirl, says her mother"

Which is rather a different story from the one linked. The mother is that of the killer.

Let down by system

This was the comment of the judge:

"Mrs Justice Thirlwall said during the sentencing that anyone who heard the facts of the case would be disturbed to hear that Simelane was "living in the community with an illness of that severity, living rough with no medical help or indeed any other help at all".

Disturbed certainly, again. Surprised? Not in the slightest, I'm afraid. Sad

edit: From the same front-page source on the same evening, we have this gem on the Clifford case:
"Celebrity publicist denies indecent assault charge and says it is not far alleged victims can remain anonymous"

These are not random literals in the articles but the links which are encouraging us to read further. Or not.
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PostPosted: 06-10-2013 08:09    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two howlers for the price of one!

Time to meet historian Toby Robinson in Truro
11:00am Saturday 5th October 2013 in Truro .

Actor, author and historian is Sir Tony Robinson is coming to Truro to inspire people to investigate their family history.

Sir Tony, who found fame in comedy series Blackadder, has spent his latter years studying the history of the UK presenting programmes such as Time Tunnel. [Tunnel???!!!]

...

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/truro/10718947.Time_to_meet_historian_Toby_Robinson_in_Truro/?ref=ec

They've used Toby in the picture caption too!
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PostPosted: 06-10-2013 09:38    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps he went into the time tunnel and came out in a parallel world where his name is Toby.
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PostPosted: 06-10-2013 20:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

And how did he go from being a comedian to being a historian?
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PostPosted: 06-10-2013 23:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mythopoeika wrote:
And how did he go from being a comedian to being a historian?


A lot of historians are comedians, the good ones. Its how they make their books come to life.
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PostPosted: 06-10-2013 23:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

And of course most politicians are comedians.
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