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Zilch5 Vogon Poet
Great Old One Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Total posts: 1527 Location: Western Sydney, Australia Gender: Male |
 Posted: 05-12-2010 11:11 Post subject: Kevin the randy poltergeist |
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| Quote: | For once, it's not crocodiles that are traumatising residents of the Top End ... it's randy poltergeists.
A Northern Territory woman is reportedly adamant she was attacked while she slept - by a "horny ghost".
Jennifer Mills-Young of Durack, near Darwin, said a ghost she calls Kevin tried to drag her out of her bed.
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She told her local newspaper, The Northern Territory News, that during her ordeal she was stern with Kevin - she told him he was not welcome in her bed and that he should leave and close the door behind him.
Her story prompted the headline "Horny ghost Kev spooks housewife".
Sydney security guard and self-confessed ghost hunter Jason King said Mrs Mills-Young's experience was "normal" and could be solved with a bit of investigating and a visit from a medium.
Mr King said he was contacted about twice a week by people seeking help with ghosts.
He offers his services - including a thorough investigation and use of a medium - free of charge "for the love of it".
"Sometimes the problem turns out to be nothing, just a faulty light or the electrics," he said.
"A lot of people don't know if they can't talk about it as they don't want people to think they are idiots or on drugs.
"Usually I will go down there and get some evidence of what is happening and get a medium to do the rest, they do the hard work in contacting and coaching [the ghost]."
Mrs Mills-Young told the newspaper: "I was asleep .... [and] I woke up when someone grabbed my wrist.
"I thought, 'Hmmm, hubby wants a bit of romance', when I suddenly remembered he wasn't even at home.
"The moment I opened my eyes, the grip was gone and the room was empty.
"I yelled at Kevin that he was not welcome in my bedroom and that he couldn't come into bed with me.
"I told him to f--- off and to close the door behind him. A moment later I saw how the bedroom door was closed."
But the drama did not end there - Mrs Mills-Young said she quickly jumped out of bed and locked the door.
"I jumped up and locked it - not that it makes much of a difference when you're dealing with a ghost," she said.
The mother of two told the News she was the "worst sceptic" when it came to ghosts.
She said her family felt "something wasn't right" with the home when they moved in two years ago.
No explanation was given as to why she named the ghost Kevin or why the house might be haunted.
But she claims her daughter also saw a dark shadow outside one night.
Mr King said his involvement with "hunting" came after he saw the ghost of his brother who had died in an accident.
He said he spoke to his brother several times over a short period.
But Mr King said Mrs Mills-Young's problem ghost might take a bit of convincing to leave her alone.
"It does sometimes take a while as you might get a stubborn one [ghost] and they don't want to leave," he said.
"But most of the time it is pretty straightforward."
As a member of Unexplained Australia, Murray Byfield travels around NSW to investigate possible paranormal activities.
Despite calling himself a paranormal investigator, Mr Byfield is still not entirely convinced that ghosts exist.
"I try to be fairly open-minded about it all really. I am not a believer and I'm not a disbeliever, I just try and look at things that you can't explain physically ... so we look into the rarer end of stuff," he said.
"As a paranormal investigator I like to see things from an energy point of view and look for an explanation there."
As for Mrs Mills-Young's alleged experience, Mr Byfield said, if true, her incident was "very, very rare".
"It is interesting, isn't it? But to be fair without talking to her you can't say for sure it didn't happen," he said.
"Coming from our perspective, it is a rarity if she has been touched and grabbed; from a spirit point it would take a lot of energy to make that happen.
"I have had a few experiences where I have felt physical things and it is very rare." |
Source: http://www.smh.com.au/world/strangebuttrue/sydney-ghost-hunter-offers-to-investigate-kevin-the-randy-poltergeist-20100930-15yp1.html |
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| gncxx King-Size Canary
Great Old One Joined: 25 Aug 2001 Total posts: 13561 Location: Eh? Gender: Male |
| Posted: 05-12-2010 18:54 Post subject: |
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| That's no poltergeist, that's an incubus! |
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| BlackRiverFalls I wear a fez now.
Joined: 03 Aug 2003 Total posts: 8716 Location: The Attic of Blinky Lights Age: 44 Gender: Female |
| Posted: 06-12-2010 18:40 Post subject: |
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or a gay succubus?  |
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| Spudrick68 Great Old One Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Total posts: 1111 Location: sunny Morecambe Age: 45 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 06-12-2010 22:57 Post subject: |
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Don't start that again!  |
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| BlackRiverFalls I wear a fez now.
Joined: 03 Aug 2003 Total posts: 8716 Location: The Attic of Blinky Lights Age: 44 Gender: Female |
| Posted: 07-12-2010 00:23 Post subject: |
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Que?  |
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| Heckler20 The Sockpuppet of
Cthulhu's Prodigal Son Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Total posts: 4702 Location: In the Nostril of The Crawling Chaos Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 07-12-2010 09:47 Post subject: |
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| Spudrick68 wrote: | | Don't start that again! |
Tsk, so far in the closet we'll have to start calling you Mr. Tumnus......  |
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| titch Great Old One Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Total posts: 1202 Location: london uk Age: 42 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 07-12-2010 10:33 Post subject: |
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How dare you say i take it up the arse!!!!  |
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| BlackRiverFalls I wear a fez now.
Joined: 03 Aug 2003 Total posts: 8716 Location: The Attic of Blinky Lights Age: 44 Gender: Female |
| Posted: 07-12-2010 21:05 Post subject: |
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Ah, I get it now.
I had in fact forgotten all about that, was just musing that there's no reason spooks should all be heterosexual. |
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| staticgirl Following my fish Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Total posts: 478 Location: Hertfordshire Age: 41 Gender: Female |
| Posted: 04-01-2011 16:43 Post subject: |
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| Love the Australian response to haunting. No cowering in the corner for our fair Sheila..... |
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| titch Great Old One Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Total posts: 1202 Location: london uk Age: 42 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 19-01-2011 12:05 Post subject: |
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A British women wouldn't have told the polt to go away,she would have grabbed it and given it a good seeing to.  |
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| MrRING Android Futureman Joined: 07 Aug 2002 Total posts: 4196 Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 28-05-2011 19:22 Post subject: |
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| Has kind of an Entity-esq ring to it... |
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