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Is physical time travel possible?
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PostPosted: 25-02-2013 21:04    Post subject: Time Machine inventor..just disappears... Reply with quote

Well this is interesting...apologies if someone has already posted it.

Man who claims he's invented a time machine...just disappears.

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Time Machine inventor disappears

A man who called the Victorian Emergency Services “000? number 68 times on New Years Eve has allegedly disappeared.

Andrew Carlssin, a self professed scientist became known to emergency services after he called them repeatedly claiming to have invented a working time machine.

Jack Prescott of Emergency Services Australia said, “We had pretty much written off Mr Carlssin as a nuisance. We have all kinds of crazy people ringing up the ‘000’ emergency number. After so many calls we decided to send over a police patrol car to give him a stern talking to. We did not expect what happened next.”

Constable Toby McNeill revealed in an interview this morning, “We arrived at the person of interests house at approximately 12:02am and saw three large flashes of light that resembled lightning, coming from the garage area.”

“Upon entering the house there was a distinct smell of ozone and some light smoke at the scene. The garage contained scientific equipment and a large burnt area on the floor.”

“A search of the house revealed no sign of any residents. However, a note has been recovered and is under investigation at headquarters. City forensics and arson squad detectives are also currently at the scene.”
Emergency Services receive hundreds of calls each year reporting UFO sightings, missing dogs, minor chest pains or even asking for directions to the nearest service station.

Neighbours described Mr Carlssin as a quiet man who usually kept to himself.

Speculation is rife on social networking sites as to whether Mr Carlssin had actually invented a time machine and pulled off a New Years Eve travel into the future.
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PostPosted: 25-02-2013 22:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah! Victoria, Australia not '000' was the Emergency Services number during the reign of Queen Victoria....


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PostPosted: 25-02-2013 23:34    Post subject: Re: Time Machine inventor..just disappears... Reply with quote

Moooksta wrote:
Well this is interesting...apologies if someone has already posted it.

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http://ca.nberra.com/index.php/about/
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PostPosted: 23-08-2013 01:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Browsing Borges' Book of Fantasy, I came across Max Beerbohm's 1916 story of Enoch Soames. It is a reworking of the Faust legend in which a very minor writer of the 1890s sells his soul to the Devil for a glimpse at the catalogue of the British Museum a century later, when he hopes to be celebrated as a genius.

I wondered, as I read this engrossing and playful fiction, if anyone had been in the Reading Room on that day in June 1997 and was gratified to see in the Wikipedia entry on the story that the magician Teller had written an article in which the fictitious Soames is said to have appeared at the appointed date and hour:

From Wkipedia on Enoch Soames

An article written by Teller, "A Memory of the Nineteen-Nineties" ("Being a faithful account of the events of the designated day, when the man who had disappeared was expected briefly to return"),[2] was published in the November 1997 issue of The Atlantic Monthly. The piece claims to describe actual events, witnessed by Teller and a small group of other people; fans of Beerbohm's story, who had come to the Reading Room on the date specified, in time for Soames' afternoon "visit". According to this account, at 2:10 PM, on the 3rd of June 1997, a person meeting Soames description mysteriously appeared, and began searching through the catalogues and various biographical dictionaries. A few dozen minutes later, he slipped out of sight of the watching crowd, and disappeared among the stacks.

In an October 2012 Esquire magazine article, writer Chris Jones implied that Teller himself had staged this event, although the magician "didn't confess his role. He never has."

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PostPosted: 16-09-2013 15:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Carlssin the famous time machine inventor is probably whizzing backwards and forwards through time at this very moment littering the historyscape with Our of Place Artifacts while giggling merrily to himself.

I know I would.

Tupperware jar, in Pompei
complicated cog and wheel thing that tells the time off the cost of Greece.
Models of figher planes and heliopters in aincient indian burial sites.
A microwave in the Kings chamber at Giza.

What fun
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PostPosted: 17-09-2013 00:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

He'll show up when they dredge the canal. Laughing
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