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PostPosted: 07-08-2002 21:31    Post subject: Extreme Ironing Reply with quote

"It's gripped!"
"Sorted!"
"Let's iron!"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2176024.stm

http://www.extremeironing.com/~eib/ei/homepage/main.php
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PostPosted: 08-08-2002 00:03    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry dear, I hate ironing in any shape or form, and that includes every extreme place that u cuold possibly do it. And that includes goffering too.Very Happy pity we can't iron the creases out of our faces though....
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PostPosted: 08-08-2002 00:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's bored, and there's ironing "bored".
Whats next, bungy knitting jump-ers??
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rynner
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PostPosted: 08-08-2002 06:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that knitting jumpers from bungee? Well, they'd stretch nicely over your head when you put them on...

oh! I see what you mean! Silly me.
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Anonymous
PostPosted: 08-08-2002 12:55    Post subject: Ironing to relieve sexual tension and bitter disappointment Reply with quote

My friend Mark recently went to Dublin, and inadvertently found himself right outside the house of a guy about whom he'd been fantasising since a drunken close encounter at a conference a few weeks before. All a-quiver, he knocked at the door. It was opened by said guy's housemates who informed my pal that the object of his affections was "on holiday with his boyfriend". It was pouring with rain so they invited him in but said they were getting ready to go out in the next half hour or so. Disappointed and at a loose end, he volunteered to iron their shirts while they made coffee, an offer they gratefully accepted. He didn't only iron the gear they were going out in but took solace in tackling a variety of garments including office clothes for the following Monday. I think they invited him along (to the pub, not to work) but he was too gutted to go. And, no, he didn't get to shag any of them. Just too nice for his own good! (Bless x x x) Very Happy
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PostPosted: 08-08-2002 16:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frances, send this man to my house. He can have my husband, as long as he does the ironing first. And finishes painting the kitchen.
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PostPosted: 08-08-2002 18:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does your hubcap know about this generous offer, Beak? Eek Eek

Quickly changing the subject... why do hotels have trouser presses? Has anyone ever used one for its intended purpose? (I warmed up a cheese sandwich in one once - not recommended!)

Jane
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PostPosted: 08-08-2002 19:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about extreme posting?

If you want to join me on a tea-trolley down a toboggan run in switzerland to post some messages about ufo's in Mytholmroyd you're more than welcome
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Anonymous
PostPosted: 08-08-2002 19:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

The first picture on this link is priceless

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_445874.html
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PostPosted: 08-08-2002 21:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

Makes you proud to be BRITISH,,Very Happy
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rynner
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PostPosted: 08-08-2002 22:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

I could get into ironing with a view like that!

But where do they plug the iron in - and who pays the electricity bill?
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PostPosted: 09-08-2002 00:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

rynner wrote:

I could get into ironing with a view like that!

But where do they plug the iron in - and who pays the electricity bill?


Bayliss Wind-up Irons, mate!

...then they pack up their (ironing) snowboards and pose down to the bar...
...in their bungee-thread, long-sleeve hoodies... roll eyes (sarcastic) Very Happy
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PostPosted: 10-12-2002 19:48    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought I'd 'Bump!' this thread, as Extreme Ironing is on Ch4 tonight, 1035!

If you've never heard of it, read the thread first! But I think it's pretty self-explanatory anyhow.
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