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brianellwood MAD HATTER Mad Hatter Joined: 10 Nov 2001 Total posts: 823 Location: kernow,u.k. Gender: Male |
Posted: 08-08-2002 00:03 Post subject: |
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Sorry dear, I hate ironing in any shape or form, and that includes every extreme place that u cuold possibly do it. And that includes goffering too. pity we can't iron the creases out of our faces though.... |
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naSTEe Great Old One Joined: 24 Jul 2002 Total posts: 148 Gender: Male |
Posted: 08-08-2002 00:54 Post subject: |
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There's bored, and there's ironing "bored".
Whats next, bungy knitting jump-ers?? |
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| rynner Location: Still above sea level Gender: Male |
Posted: 08-08-2002 06:45 Post subject: |
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Is that knitting jumpers from bungee? Well, they'd stretch nicely over your head when you put them on...
oh! I see what you mean! Silly me. |
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Posted: 08-08-2002 12:55 Post subject: Ironing to relieve sexual tension and bitter disappointment |
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My friend Mark recently went to Dublin, and inadvertently found himself right outside the house of a guy about whom he'd been fantasising since a drunken close encounter at a conference a few weeks before. All a-quiver, he knocked at the door. It was opened by said guy's housemates who informed my pal that the object of his affections was "on holiday with his boyfriend". It was pouring with rain so they invited him in but said they were getting ready to go out in the next half hour or so. Disappointed and at a loose end, he volunteered to iron their shirts while they made coffee, an offer they gratefully accepted. He didn't only iron the gear they were going out in but took solace in tackling a variety of garments including office clothes for the following Monday. I think they invited him along (to the pub, not to work) but he was too gutted to go. And, no, he didn't get to shag any of them. Just too nice for his own good! (Bless x x x)  |
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beakboo1 Latex RealBird Joined: 20 Sep 2001 Total posts: 5143 Location: Home for bewildered gentlebeaks, St Peter's Close. Gender: Unknown |
Posted: 08-08-2002 16:04 Post subject: |
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| Frances, send this man to my house. He can have my husband, as long as he does the ironing first. And finishes painting the kitchen. |
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mejane1 miaow, miaow... purrrr Joined: 17 Jan 2002 Total posts: 1637 Gender: Unknown |
Posted: 08-08-2002 18:42 Post subject: |
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Does your hubcap know about this generous offer, Beak?
Quickly changing the subject... why do hotels have trouser presses? Has anyone ever used one for its intended purpose? (I warmed up a cheese sandwich in one once - not recommended!)
Jane |
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| SoundDust Milkshake Holy Grail (Mediocre Old One)
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Posted: 08-08-2002 19:08 Post subject: |
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How about extreme posting?
If you want to join me on a tea-trolley down a toboggan run in switzerland to post some messages about ufo's in Mytholmroyd you're more than welcome |
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naSTEe Great Old One Joined: 24 Jul 2002 Total posts: 148 Gender: Male |
Posted: 08-08-2002 21:31 Post subject: |
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Makes you proud to be BRITISH,, |
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| rynner Location: Still above sea level Gender: Male |
Posted: 08-08-2002 22:27 Post subject: |
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I could get into ironing with a view like that!
But where do they plug the iron in - and who pays the electricity bill? |
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gyrtrash Manflesh Joined: 27 Dec 2001 Total posts: 2093 Location: On the Quest for the Holy Ale Gender: Male |
Posted: 09-08-2002 00:53 Post subject: |
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I could get into ironing with a view like that!
But where do they plug the iron in - and who pays the electricity bill? |
Bayliss Wind-up Irons, mate!
...then they pack up their (ironing) snowboards and pose down to the bar...
...in their bungee-thread, long-sleeve hoodies...  |
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| rynner Location: Still above sea level Gender: Male |
Posted: 10-12-2002 19:48 Post subject: |
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I thought I'd 'Bump!' this thread, as Extreme Ironing is on Ch4 tonight, 1035!
If you've never heard of it, read the thread first! But I think it's pretty self-explanatory anyhow. |
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