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PostPosted: 03-03-2011 08:17    Post subject: Weird Sex II Reply with quote

Continuing from the Weird Sex I thread...

Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time
4:03pm Wednesday 2nd March 2011

A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.
It was the same farm he had returned to over a period of seven years.

He was discovered on Saturday by a child of the family on land at Woodbury House Farm, Tolgus Mount, Redruth.
When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.
This is the third time that he has appeared in court for this kind of behaviour.

David Truscott, aged 41, of Pengegon Parc, Camborne, was sent to Truro Crown Court for sentence by Truro magistrates after he pleaded guilty to breaching a restraining order and to causing harassment to Clive Roth, of the family living on the farm.

Jill Wilson, prosecuting, said the restraining order had been made in 2009 prohibiting Truscott from entering the farm for any reason.
“There is a history of his visiting this particular farm seeking sexual gratification while immersed in cow dung and mud,” she said. “This is the only place he seeks to gratify himself in this particular manner. It goes back seven years.”

The Roth family had suffered because of his behaviour, she went on, as it had affected their quality of life and their children who had been part of what was going on.
“The family have to regularly check their livestock, outbuildings and equipment, as he has masturbated in a muck spreader and set fire to outbuildings, killing livestock in frustration when they cleaned out their farm equipment in an attempt to stop him from this lewd and obscene habit.”

On Saturday, a son of the family had become aware that a man had been seen climbing over a gate to the property, and since the family were expecting this to be Truscott they went out. The child came across him naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud.

His previous convictions included arson, burglary and harassment, and he had a caution for possession of extreme pornographic images in relation to animals. He had breached the restraining order before, quite soon after it was made, and for which he was sent to prison.

The magistrates sent Truscott to the crown court on March 23, saying the case was unsuitable for summary hearing.
He was remanded in custody.

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/
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PostPosted: 03-03-2011 12:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't help thinking that if he'd tried this in Texas, he'd have been shot dead long since. Shocked
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PostPosted: 03-03-2011 17:40    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet the judge was tempted to make the joke about the man who was into bestiality, necrophilia and sadomasochism.
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PostPosted: 03-03-2011 18:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

he is a dirty bugger...but now he is really in the shit. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 03-03-2011 19:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

They'r bloody weird west of the Tamar!!!!!!! Shocked
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PostPosted: 03-03-2011 21:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

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They'r bloody weird west of the Tamar!!!!!!! Shocked


Shirley you mean west of GMT Smile
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PostPosted: 04-03-2011 00:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seems cruel that Mr Shit-Shagger and Ms Fusty-Pussy (see above) should live on opposite sides of the big pond.

Downwind of their honeymoon might be a bad place to live! Confused
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PostPosted: 28-04-2011 10:00    Post subject: Reply with quote

Defining weird and normal?

Internet sex study reveals what people really REALLY want
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 5:09 PM on 27th April 2011

Scientists have finally got a grip on our deepest sexual desires - by looking at what people type into Google.
They have examined one billion online sex-related searches from around the world to find out what users click on when no one else is looking.

The findings have been published in a book called A Billion Wicked Thoughts, co-authored by Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam. The pair hope it will prove there is no such thing as sexual deviance as almost nothing is seen as out of bounds.

The survey is so vast it is viewed by many experts as the most complete analysis of human sexual desires.
Among the findings are the fact straight men prefer heavier women to thinner ones and find feet erotic.
They also enjoy a wide variety of erotic images, including bizarrely both elderly women and transsexuals.
Meanwhile straight women enjoy reading about and watching romances between two men, but only when the focus is on emotion and not sex.

Gay men and straight men were found to have the same favourite body parts, which in order are chests, buttocks then feet.
Surprisingly, search engine results from Dogpile, which provided the search data from Google, Yahoo! and Bing, said almost 80 per cent of internet searches were made up of 20 interests, ranging from youth, to cheerleaders.

Mr Ogas told the New York Post: 'Sex therapists haven’t known which interests are common and which are rare,'
'We probably now know more than ever before.'
Doctors said the findings may now help reassure patients who think what they are interested in is perverse or disturbed, when it may actually be quite common.

Information from the search also found men fantasise about group sex more than women, and picture more men than women in the action.
Straight men prefer to watch amateur porn online and domination and submission is popular among straight women and gay men. Gay men also enjoy watching straight porn.

Experts think because porn is so readily available on the internet it may be helping human desire evolve as billions of men and women log-on more and more.
Prior to the internet boom there were less than 90 porn magazines but now an estimated 2.5million porn sites have been blocked.

However, Donald Symons, a pre-eminent evolutionary psychologist in America, thinks the survey does not necessarily prove people find the images arousing and they may just be searching out of curiosity.
Others point out that there is no way of knowing what motivated any of the searches.

Dr Symons told the New York Post: 'Ogi is convinced that when people are searching for things, it’s primarily for sexual arousal. I’m not so sure about that. If there was a porn star with three breasts - I bet there would be a zillion hits. Would that be a sign men were suddenly aroused by that? I think not.'

The book's authors however, argue that the study does prove a sexual desire as they noticed people were spending money on subscriptions and visiting the sites over and over again, proving they are not just curious.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1381179/Internet-sex-study-reveals-people-really-want.html#ixzz1KoI7ViEc
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PostPosted: 04-05-2011 23:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wasn't sure if this goes under "Weird Sex" or "Strange Crimes"...

And you can get high on Bath Salts???

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Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat

CHARLESTON, W.Va. — A West Virginia man found wearing women's underwear and standing over a goat's carcass told police he was high on bath salts.

Mark L. Thompson of Alum Creek was arrested at his home Monday. A criminal complaint in Kanawha County Magistrate Court charges the 19-year-old with cruelty to animals.

Sheriff's Deputy J.S. Shackelford says witnesses reported Thompson standing near a neighbor's pygmy goat in a bedroom. He was wearing a bra and female underwear. The goat, a male named Bailey, had at least one stab wound.

Cpl. Sean Snuffer said Thompson indicated he had been high and "wasn't in his right mind."

Thompson was held on $50,000 bond Tuesday at the South Central Regional Jail. Jail records didn't indicate whether he had an attorney and no listed phone number was available.

Neighbor Lisa Powers said she bought the goat on Friday as a gift for her 4-year-old grandson, The Charleston Gazette reported.

"The baby just loved him," she told The Gazette.

Powers' nephew got a call from a neighbor early Monday morning saying the goat was in Thompson's house, Powers told the paper.

"They told him that my goat was wandering around in Mark's house and he'd better come and get it," she said. "They called my nephew because he'd been there before."


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42887887/ns/us_news-weird_news/
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PostPosted: 05-05-2011 12:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

was it a young goat? He could be charged with kidnapping.
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Two Swedes jailed for life over Philippine cybersex den
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13356721

Kim and Maricel (not their real names) Young women and girls are often forced to work as cybersex chat girls

Two Swedish men, arrested in 2009, have been jailed for life for running a cybersex operation in the Philippines.

A court in the southern Philippines found Bo Stefan Sederholm, 31, and Emil Andreas Solemo, 35, guilty of trafficking charges.

The life sentences are unprecedented both for their severity and for the spotlight they cast on cybersex dens.

These involve naked women chatting and performing sexual acts in front of webcams for internet clients.

Three Filipinos were given 20-year jail sentences for helping the Swedes, who had set up the internet and payment systems, to run the business.

Regional court clerk Nelison Salcedo was quoted by AFP as saying judge Jeoffre Acebido had stressed the need to protect women.

"Disrespect for Filipino women and violations of our laws deserve the strongest condemnations from this court," Ms Salcedo quoted from the judge's ruling.

"It will not shirk from its duty to impose the most severe of penalties against anybody, be he a foreign national or a citizen of this country, who tramples upon the dignity of a woman by taking advantage of her vulnerability."
Under-age fears

The Swedes were arrested when police raided a commercial building in the town of Kauswagan, Mindanao, in April 2009.

Police found 17 naked Filipinas in front of computer screens, some of them under-age; they were described as having been forced into performing cybersex.

Ms Salcedo was quoted as saying that the women were paid 15,000 pesos ($350) a month.

"Once the client has paid for a private show, anything goes," she said.

The Swedish embassy in Bangkok, which oversees the Swedish consulate in Manila, confirmed the court ruling.

"We learned that they have been convicted and sentenced to life in prison," said senior consular officer Par Kageby.

Cybersex, or sexually explicit chat over the internet, is a growing industry in many parts of the world; business is booming is the Philippines.

The BBC's Manila correspondent, Kate McGeown, says an already established sex trade, high levels of poverty and a population that speaks at least basic English means there is a ready supply of girls.

Officials estimate that thousands could be working in the small apartments that are the usual locations of these so-called cybersex dens.

All internet sex is classed as pornography and therefore illegal in the Philippines, but what most concerns the authorities is the number of girls who are trafficked into these dens - many of whom are well under 18, the legal age of consent.
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Revealed at last: the truth about sex and mule dung - The Sex Researchers, Channel 4, review
Michael Deacon is tickled by a new documentary series looking at scientists' theories on sex and their research.
7:30AM BST 17 Jun 2011

The past, in the end, is an innocent place. How serious its convictions are – and how comically naïve, mere generations later, they are revealed to be. Look at the past, poor thing, with its flat Earth, its leech cures, its witch-finder generals. What can one do but shake one’s head at its bumpkin ignorance, and congratulate oneself on having had the wisdom to be born in a spotlessly enlightened time like the present? I wonder what, in turn, people of the future will think when they look back at us, and at our behaviour and beliefs. I expect they’ll think something like, “Yes, human beings used to be pretty silly – but once they reached the early 21st century, they’d got everything worked out. Well done, inhabitants of the early 21st century!”

Such was the self-satisfaction that washed over me as I enjoyed The Sex Researchers (Channel 4), the first episode of a documentary series reminding us how hopeless previous generations were about sex, compared with today, when we all know everything and are sexually fulfilled.

Wrongness about sex, we learnt, goes back at least as far as Plato. He described a female malady called “womb fury”, in which the uterus would depart from its customary position and float off around the body, eventually reaching the windpipe and throttling its host from the inside. Happily the ancient Greeks were able to remedy this by placing the patient on a perfumed cushion while pushing the dung of a mule up her nostrils. This sounds like a Monty Python sketch, and I would imagine the producers of The Sex Researchers thought so too, because they illustrated it with an animation much in the style of Terry Gilliam’s, with a diagram of a uterus crawling across a woman’s torso like a mischievous spider.

Most historical attitudes towards sex seem to have been shaped by mystification about the female. Lust in women was taken as a sign of madness. In 19th-century France, the neurologist Jean-Martin Charcot devised a special method of demonstrating the instability of the female mind. Before an audience of fellow scientists, among them Freud, he proved that by touching an attractive young female assistant in certain areas he could “induce a spectacular response” – the show-off – which could only, he declared, “be interpreted as a form of mental breakdown”.

In Victorian England, by contrast, some experts believed that genital manipulation was not the cause of female lunacy but a potential cure. Concerned husbands would pay doctors to alleviate their wives’ hysteria by providing what I suppose a family newspaper can describe only as an intimate massage. “The treatment proved immensely popular,” said the voice-over, “and increasing numbers of women began to report symptoms.” Cool

By the time we reached the story of the 18th-century scientist whose research into reproduction involved dressing male frogs in tiny taffeta trousers, I began to suspect I was suffering from hysteria myself, although I should add that I did not choose the Victorian method of relieving it.

From time to time we learnt about more recent studies. One of these concluded that women are aroused by a wider range of stimuli than men are, and are thus “less focused when it comes to their sexuality”, which sounds like a polite way of saying they’re easy. These scientists want to be careful. Slut Walks have been organised over less.

Almost everything in the programme made me want to snigger, which I realise is pathetically British. But it wasn’t sex itself that I found amusing, so much as the earnestness with which experts have investigated it. My favourite expert was William H Masters, an American who, in the Sixties, suggested to his pretty female colleague Virginia Johnson that “as part of their research” they should have sex with each other. She agreed, so they did, conducting their experiment at his house, although only after he’d sent his wife and children off on a nice long holiday.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8580667/Revealed-at-last-the-truth-about-sex-and-mule-dung-The-Sex-Researchers-Channel-4-review.html
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PostPosted: 13-07-2011 09:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

From the Washington Post:-

On the Beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph

By Tom Jackman

Lawsuits after car crashes are beyond common. But in the Fairfax County courthouse, a lawsuit about a crash on the Beltway last year is dropping a few jaws as it makes the rounds and heads toward trial next week. Among the latest allegations in the lawsuit pending in Fairfax County Circuit Court:

Paragraph 10. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour.”

Paragraph 12. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female.”

Paragraph13. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk.”

Paragraph 14. “At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car.”

Wait, WHA? 85 miles per hour? The backseat? And what happened to paragraph 11?

Records show the defendant, from Woodbridge, was convicted in Fairfax district court of drunken driving near Telegraph Road in May 2010. But now he denies he was driving. (What?) He was coming from his 21st birthday party in Baltimore, court records state. The woman involved has been dismissed from the case. There was someone ELSE in the car too, and HE denies driving as well.

The defendant’s lawyer, Frank Prior, said there was “no statement by anyone that they were driving on the Beltway having sex” and “no facts on it.” The plaintiff, a 28-year-old cab driver, is seeking $75,000 in damages and is represented by Douglas R. Stevens, who declined to comment beyond his court filings.

But Stevens sought punitive damages against the defendant and the friend, arguing in a pleading that “having sex at 85 miles per hour while drunk on a freeway is willful and wanton negligence.” A Fairfax judge threw out the punitive damages claim.

The case is set for trial next week.

Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-state-of-nova/post/on-the-beltway-a-claim-of-drunken-sex-at-85-mph/2011/06/15/AGNgleWH_blog.html

More: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-state-of-nova/post/fairfax-beltway-sex-case-the-rest-of-the-story/2011/06/21/AGkF40eH_blog.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-state-of-nova/post/fairfax-beltway-sex-jury-awards-22000-to-cabbie/2011/06/21/AGsOOaeH_blog.html
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PostPosted: 17-07-2011 08:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not that weird, but as far as I can see there's not been a mention of the love nut on the MB before:

Royal honeymooners' 'erotic' Seychelles souvenir
By Tim Ecott
Seychelles

The recently married Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were presented with an unusual souvenir by the Seychelles government after their honeymoon to the country - a rare and mysterious coconut famed for its erotic shape.

...

People flock here to see the coco-de-mer, partly because it is the biggest seed in the world - a true botanical curiosity - and partly because it is, well, best described as a rude shape.
On the tree, the coconut is a giant green orb, but inside, with the outer husk removed, it closely resembles a female human bottom.

Not surprisingly, coco-de-mer nuts sell for high prices and you need an export permit to take them out of the Seychelles.
The erotic connotations of the coco-de-mer are obvious whether or not you are a royal honeymooner.

In China, the meat of the nut is taken as an aphrodisiac.

And as if the nut's rotund charms were not enough, the trees themselves are clearly male and female.

While the female trees bear the nuts - which grow for about seven years before they fall - the male trees grow enormous catkins, giant phallus shaped tubes studded with hundreds of delicate yellow flowers that give off a musky odour.

In Seychelles creole, the fruit is called "coco fesse" which crudely translates as "bum nut".

...

A Seychelles legend says that during a full moon the coco-de-mer trees walk around the forest in order to mate.
That is how they produce their erotically shaped "love nuts".

Standing under the dense, green canopy, with the lilting cry of the black parrot echoing through the trees, it does seem like a place where stranger things have happened.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/9538059.stm
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Not only does the superstition say that the plants (or rather the male plants) walk around to mate, but also anyone who sees this act is immediately transformed into a bird
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