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PostPosted: 06-07-2013 17:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zilch5 wrote:


Bestiality brothels are spreading through Germany faster than ever


Faster than ever? So how fast did they used to spread? Laughing

Erm, Zilch mate, I fat-fingeredly reported your post. It's hot, I'm on a new phone, in the garden, there's beer... sorry. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 07-07-2013 09:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sick b*ggers, they should be taken out and flogged.

The brothel for that might be next door Razz Razz
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PostPosted: 07-07-2013 10:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

OneWingedBird wrote:
Sick b*ggers, they should be taken out and flogged.

The brothel for that might be next door Razz Razz

If not, they could have a whip round and build one.
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PostPosted: 07-07-2013 12:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you're into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality - are you flogging a dead horse?
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PostPosted: 08-07-2013 00:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monstrosa wrote:
If you're into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality - are you flogging a dead horse?


OMG that's bad. And funny. Very very funny...

Very Happy
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PostPosted: 08-07-2013 01:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

escargot1 wrote:
Zilch5 wrote:


Bestiality brothels are spreading through Germany faster than ever


Faster than ever? So how fast did they used to spread? Laughing

Erm, Zilch mate, I fat-fingeredly reported your post. It's hot, I'm on a new phone, in the garden, there's beer... sorry. Embarassed

Fat-fingered report duly removed.

P_M Laughing
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PostPosted: 25-07-2013 01:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Cow slurry fetish man to undergo new psychiatric tests
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23439727

David Truscott's fetish for rolling in cow manure was described as "bizarre" and "disgusting"

A man with a cow slurry fetish who threatened to kill a farmer who banned him from his land is to undergo a new psychiatric assessment, a judge ruled.

David Truscott, 43, was remanded to Langdon Hospital in Dawlish, Devon, in May after admitting threatening to kill the Cornish family on whose farm he rolled naked in animal muck.

At Exeter Crown Court, Judge Francis Gilbert issued a new interim hospital order for 12 weeks to assess Truscott.

It could be extended, the judge added.

As well as making threats to kill, Truscott also admitted threatening to destroy Woodbury House Farm, near Redruth.

Truscott had been jailed twice previously, in 2009 and 2011, for breaching a restraining order and rolling in slurry on the farm, the court heard when he was detained.

The judge criticised him for his "bizarre fetish and disgusting behaviour".

Truscott will be treated in the newly-opened £27m Dewnans Centre at the hospital in Dawlish.
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PostPosted: 25-07-2013 12:29    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dead / drunk
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PostPosted: 19-08-2013 04:24    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fork stuck in man's penis after bizarre sexual mishap

Canberra doctors removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's penis after a bizarre sexual mishap.

The 70-year-old arrived at the Canberra Hospital emergency department with a bleeding sexual organ.

He told doctors he had inserted the 10cm dining fork into his urethra almost 12 hours earlier in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification.

But the utensil became stuck.
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The fork was not visible but doctors were able to feel it from the outside and X-rays showed its position.

Doctors considered several retrieval options before deciding to pull the fork free using forceps and "copious lubrication" while the patient was under a general anaesthetic.

The elderly patient was then sent home.

The medical emergency was so rare the team of three doctors published the case in The International Journal of Surgery last month.

The paper, titled "An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body", said it was rare to see objects lodged in the lower urinary tract.

It went on to list strange objects found inside other parts of the body, including needles, pencils, wire, allen keys, toothbrushes, light bulbs, thermometers, plants and vegetables, leeches, snakes, cocaine and glue. Shocked

"It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative," the authors wrote.

Read more: http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/fork-stuck-in-mans-penis-after-bizarre-sexual-mishap-20130819-2s5w2.html#ixzz2cNjjyoY2
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PostPosted: 19-08-2013 09:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope it's not anyone I know.
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PostPosted: 19-08-2013 16:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hobo Sex Letters!

Not really what I was looking for.

All a bit confusing. Some offer to pay, others ask for payment. Graphic language. Confused
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PostPosted: 28-08-2013 00:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

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John Earl Eutzy Allegedly Masturbates, Rotates Outside Convenience Store
Posted: 08/27/2013 10:30 am EDT | Updated: 08/27/2013 10:30 am EDT
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/john-earl-eutzy-masturbates-rotates_n_3822589.html

John Earl Eutzy

This isn't your typical meat spin.

John Earl Eutzy, 37, is accused of taking himself for a spin outside a convenience store in Fort Walton Beach, Fla., the North West Florida Daily News reported. And no, it was not a Kum & Go.

Police say Eutzy was standing outside the store Tuesday when he unzipped his pants and began masturbating. When he started, he was facing the store, but then rotated his body so that he was facing the road, then turned back towards the store. According to the NWF Daily News, Eutzy "changed his position several times."

Deputies also noted that a witness had to escort a woman and frightened child to their car.

Eutzy, who authorities say was intoxicated, was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition.

Apparently convenience stores are especially convenient for picking up a public masturbation charge. In February, police said a man caught masturbating outside of a Pennsylvania convenience store told them his penis was only out because his pants had shrunk.

An even more convenient place to get arrested for public masturbation is right at the police office. Darrell Moore allegedly demonstrated this in July, when Omaha cops say he waltzed into police headquarters, claimed he witnessed a murder, then promptly began masturbating.
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PostPosted: 28-08-2013 01:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

ramonmercado wrote:
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John Earl Eutzy Allegedly Masturbates, Rotates Outside Convenience Store

And no, it was not a Kum & Go.

More importantly, there's a chain of petrol stations named "Kum & Go" Embarassed
http://www.kumandgo.com/about-kum-and-go/
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PostPosted: 29-08-2013 11:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

Radio 4 Documentary and Article on Gay Pakistan

Full of surprising detail about double lives which seem to be played out in plain sight.

The sex is tolerated but relationships are taboo. There are laws against it, which turn out to be a relic of British rule and are rarely enforced.
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PostPosted: 29-08-2013 12:51    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man spotted acting indecently on Devon bus
2:11pm Wednesday 28th August 2013 in News

Police have released images of a man they wish to speak to in connection with indecency offences in the Torrington and Barnstaple areas.
The man (pictured) is sought following reported offences while travelling on a bus on two separate occasions.

The Torrington offence took place on the number 71 on bus Friday, 2 August in the Langtree area between 5.10pm and 6.10pm whilst travelling between Barnstaple and Holsworthy.

The Barnstaple offence took place on the number 21 bus on Monday 12 August between 7.25 and 7.50pm whilst travelling between Barnstaple and Westward Ho!

Police are appealing for witnesses to the two incidents. Anyone who recognises the man is asked to please call police on 101 quoting crime ref. CT/13/447

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10638938.Do_you_know_man_spotted__masturbating__on_Devon_bus_/?ref=mr
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