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Posted: 29-08-2013 13:03 Post subject:

The mucky pup! He's even had his genitals grafted into his arm-pit to facilitate his offending! Shocked

Posted: 29-08-2013 13:06 Post subject:

No grafts, thats normal for Devon.

Posted: 29-08-2013 17:12 Post subject:

Oh dear, three Weird Sex posts in one day! Embarassed

10 Weird Birth Control Ideas

It used to be said that the Catholic Church had invented its own pill: it weighed a ton and could be rolled against the bedroom door.

I suspect a front-bottom full of crocodile dung or a pair of weasel's testicles strapped to your legs might be permissible as a deterrent but disallowed if used as a barrier . . .

I'll have to phone and see. Smile

Posted: 13-09-2013 00:12 Post subject:

Two weeks without weird sex? Too long... Very Happy

Posted: 13-09-2013 00:21 Post subject:

Posted: 23-09-2013 21:29 Post subject:

Rather a sad story of excess.

Posted: 24-09-2013 00:37 Post subject:

It will be hard on him.

Posted: 03-10-2013 22:46 Post subject:

Arghhhhhhhhhh!

Pirate Sex ahoy or Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition!

By B. R. Burg

Why they were removing it from the library I can't imagine. kissers

Posted: 11-10-2013 08:17 Post subject:

Mumsnet creaks under the strain of ‘penis beaker’
A conversation thread on Mumsnet has almost crashed the site’s server in less than 24 hours, after a woman admitted that her lover uses a “penis beaker” to clean himself after sex.
By Emma Barnett, Women's Editor
5:43PM BST 09 Oct 2013

After a bizarre discussion about one couple's post coital cleaning ritual, the site struggled to cope with the onslaught of traffic.
According to Justine Roberts, the chief executive and co-founder of Mumsnet, the site’s traffic has more than doubled since the post went up last night.

“On a daily basis we get about 300,000 visits to the site and at the moment it's looking like today's traffic will be more than double that. Frankly our poor old servers are beginning to creak as the thread goes viral,” she explained. Shocked

“Mumsnet is a go-to destination for straight answers when you need to ask life's important but often embarrassing questions. And a recurring theme is "is this normal behaviour?" Obviously it can be a bit of a blow to find out that it's not.”

Sara Crewe, a regular poster on the popular parenting website since 2012, asked fellow mums if their partners “dunked” their penis into a beaker of water left by the bedside table post love-making.

“We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
“Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.”
Another mum quickly replied: "No. We have a normal bedside table. With books and a lamp. Not a sex clean-up bit!"

The post immediately went viral and quickly became a popular discussion on Twitter, with people expressing their confusion about the thread using the hashtag #penisbeaker.

Another person replying to Crewe’s thread wrote: “Next time he [your partner] goes down the pub and his mates all cover their pint glasses with beer mats, you'll know why.” Cool

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/10367709/Mumsnet-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html

Posted: 11-10-2013 09:27 Post subject:

I just hope no one gets thirsty during the night. nooo

Posted: 12-10-2013 17:39 Post subject:

Trough my French conenctions. Just a Google Translate, but you get the message:

Link

Posted: 12-10-2013 17:55 Post subject:

I understand that some bloke made videos of unsuspecting people defaecating to sell through a website but that's about it - dunno how the skinhead fits in there! Laughing

Posted: 12-10-2013 19:49 Post subject:

Perhaps the advert asked for smooth round heads only?

Posted: 15-10-2013 22:28 Post subject:

Group Sex with Old Obese Men

Blah! But I did burst out laughing at this, the first line of the advice,
"Your erotic imaginings are private; you don't have to share them . . . "

Well that's your column done for, Stephenson Connelly! (for it is she)

Her response to the plaintive, "The thing that really turns me on is the idea of having to lift their stomachs and search for their penises, which are always difficult to find and a bit on the soft side." is to suggest:

"Consider searching for the root. . . . "

nonplus

Posted: 16-10-2013 01:16 Post subject:

Fair play to 'em, that's what I say!