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Mythopoeika Boring petty conservative
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| kamalktk wrote: | | Pietro_Mercurios wrote: | Don't try this at home.
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When the porn makes you feel like inserting an eel ... that's a moray. |
LIKE!  |
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| Ronson8 Things can only get better.
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| Posted: 10-04-2013 22:59 Post subject: |
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| kamalktk Great Old One Joined: 05 Feb 2011 Total posts: 705 Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 10-04-2013 23:24 Post subject: |
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| Sorry, I can't take credit for that one, I saw it online. |
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| gncxx King-Size Canary
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| Posted: 11-04-2013 18:28 Post subject: |
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| What the hell was the film?! Is there a big market for eel porn?! (Afraid to Google it). |
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| Pietro_Mercurios Heuristically Challenged
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| Mythopoeika Boring petty conservative
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| Posted: 20-04-2013 10:38 Post subject: |
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| Teledildonics has been around for a while and it hasn't yet caught on, so I doubt that it ever will. |
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| Timble2 Imaginary person Joined: 09 Feb 2003 Total posts: 7114 Location: Practically in Narnia Age: 58 Gender: Female |
| Posted: 20-04-2013 15:59 Post subject: |
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It's hard to believe that that advert isn't a spoof.  |
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| Mythopoeika Boring petty conservative
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| Posted: 20-04-2013 16:44 Post subject: |
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| Mythopoeika wrote: | | Teledildonics has been around for a while and it hasn't yet caught on, so I doubt that it ever will. |
...it hasn't yet found its niche. 
I know, I know, quoting myself to make a daft remark...  |
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| garrick92 Invisible Flaneur Joined: 29 Oct 2001 Total posts: 700 Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 09-05-2013 13:58 Post subject: |
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Slurry pervert busted again
| Quote: | A man repeatedly caught pleasuring himself in a muckspreader has been sent to jail.
David Truscott breached a restraining order banning him from going back to the farm in Cornwall where he indulges in his fetish.
The 40-year-old had only just been released from prison after he was jailed for 16 weeks for harassing Clive Roth and his family at their farm near Redruth.
Police confirmed that Truscott, from Camborne, is now serving a 20-week sentence.
A Devon and Cornwall police spokesman said: “It’s been five years now and it’s the same farm this chap goes to.
"It is obviously very frustrating for them. They expected him to re-offend and he did.
"The farmer spotted him and called the police. When police found him he admitted what he had done in the manure.
“He’s obviously got some slightly less conventional fetish or whatever, where he does that.”
In 2004 a court heard how Truscott liked to strip down to his waist in manure for sexual reasons.
And between 2005 and 2009 he had pleasured himself in the family’s muck spreader and was fully aware this caused the farmer distress.
When police searched his home they found women’s clothing including 360 pairs of knickers and containers of liquid sludge and hard mud.
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| cherrybomb Skating the thin crust
Great Old One Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Total posts: 1005 Location: Sitting on the roof at dusk Gender: Female |
| Posted: 09-05-2013 15:09 Post subject: |
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How the hell can anyone find that erotic??  |
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| escargot1 Joined: 24 Aug 2001 Total posts: 17895 Location: Farkham Hall Age: 4 Gender: Female |
| Posted: 09-05-2013 20:19 Post subject: |
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Mmmm, Baby…  |
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| IamSundog The FTMB member previously known as Sundog
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| Posted: 09-05-2013 22:56 Post subject: |
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| For some of us, the dirtier the better. |
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| cherrybomb Skating the thin crust
Great Old One Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Total posts: 1005 Location: Sitting on the roof at dusk Gender: Female |
| Posted: 10-05-2013 09:16 Post subject: |
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| JamesWhitehead Piffle Prospector Joined: 02 Aug 2001 Total posts: 5779 Location: Manchester, UK Gender: Male |
| Posted: 10-05-2013 12:33 Post subject: |
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Oh slurry-man, what have you come to?
Oh slurry-man, what have you come to?
Oh slurry-man, what have you come to?
All on that day!
Run to the shite
Satan's gonna free you etc etc.
Run to the turd.
Turd, won't you hide me etc etc
Sorry about that.  |
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| kamalktk Great Old One Joined: 05 Feb 2011 Total posts: 705 Gender: Unknown |
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