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escargot1 Joined: 24 Aug 2001 Total posts: 17895 Location: Farkham Hall Age: 4 Gender: Female |
Posted: 06-07-2013 17:42 Post subject: |
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Bestiality brothels are spreading through Germany faster than ever |
Faster than ever? So how fast did they used to spread?
Erm, Zilch mate, I fat-fingeredly reported your post. It's hot, I'm on a new phone, in the garden, there's beer... sorry.  |
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OneWingedBird Great Old One Joined: 19 Nov 2012 Total posts: 542 Location: Attice of blinkey lights Age: 44 Gender: Female |
Posted: 07-07-2013 09:20 Post subject: |
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Sick b*ggers, they should be taken out and flogged.
The brothel for that might be next door  |
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Ronson8 Things can only get better. Great Old One Joined: 31 Jul 2001 Total posts: 6061 Location: MK Gender: Male |
Posted: 07-07-2013 10:17 Post subject: |
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| OneWingedBird wrote: | Sick b*ggers, they should be taken out and flogged.
The brothel for that might be next door  |
If not, they could have a whip round and build one. |
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Monstrosa Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Total posts: 506 |
Posted: 07-07-2013 12:31 Post subject: |
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| If you're into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality - are you flogging a dead horse? |
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Zilch5 Vogon Poet Great Old One Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Total posts: 1527 Location: Western Sydney, Australia Gender: Male |
Posted: 08-07-2013 00:33 Post subject: |
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| Monstrosa wrote: | | If you're into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality - are you flogging a dead horse? |
OMG that's bad. And funny. Very very funny...
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| Pietro_Mercurios Heuristically Challenged
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Posted: 08-07-2013 01:16 Post subject: |
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| escargot1 wrote: | | Zilch5 wrote: |
Bestiality brothels are spreading through Germany faster than ever |
Faster than ever? So how fast did they used to spread?
Erm, Zilch mate, I fat-fingeredly reported your post. It's hot, I'm on a new phone, in the garden, there's beer... sorry.  |
Fat-fingered report duly removed.
P_M  |
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ramonmercado Psycho Punk
Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Total posts: 17931 Location: Dublin Gender: Male |
Posted: 25-07-2013 01:18 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Cow slurry fetish man to undergo new psychiatric tests
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23439727
David Truscott's fetish for rolling in cow manure was described as "bizarre" and "disgusting"
A man with a cow slurry fetish who threatened to kill a farmer who banned him from his land is to undergo a new psychiatric assessment, a judge ruled.
David Truscott, 43, was remanded to Langdon Hospital in Dawlish, Devon, in May after admitting threatening to kill the Cornish family on whose farm he rolled naked in animal muck.
At Exeter Crown Court, Judge Francis Gilbert issued a new interim hospital order for 12 weeks to assess Truscott.
It could be extended, the judge added.
As well as making threats to kill, Truscott also admitted threatening to destroy Woodbury House Farm, near Redruth.
Truscott had been jailed twice previously, in 2009 and 2011, for breaching a restraining order and rolling in slurry on the farm, the court heard when he was detained.
The judge criticised him for his "bizarre fetish and disgusting behaviour".
Truscott will be treated in the newly-opened £27m Dewnans Centre at the hospital in Dawlish. |
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cherrybomb Skating the thin crust Great Old One Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Total posts: 1005 Location: Sitting on the roof at dusk Gender: Female |
Posted: 25-07-2013 12:29 Post subject: |
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Zilch5 Vogon Poet Great Old One Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Total posts: 1527 Location: Western Sydney, Australia Gender: Male |
Posted: 19-08-2013 04:24 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Fork stuck in man's penis after bizarre sexual mishap
Canberra doctors removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's penis after a bizarre sexual mishap.
The 70-year-old arrived at the Canberra Hospital emergency department with a bleeding sexual organ.
He told doctors he had inserted the 10cm dining fork into his urethra almost 12 hours earlier in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification.
But the utensil became stuck.
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The fork was not visible but doctors were able to feel it from the outside and X-rays showed its position.
Doctors considered several retrieval options before deciding to pull the fork free using forceps and "copious lubrication" while the patient was under a general anaesthetic.
The elderly patient was then sent home.
The medical emergency was so rare the team of three doctors published the case in The International Journal of Surgery last month.
The paper, titled "An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body", said it was rare to see objects lodged in the lower urinary tract.
It went on to list strange objects found inside other parts of the body, including needles, pencils, wire, allen keys, toothbrushes, light bulbs, thermometers, plants and vegetables, leeches, snakes, cocaine and glue.
"It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative," the authors wrote.
Read more: http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/fork-stuck-in-mans-penis-after-bizarre-sexual-mishap-20130819-2s5w2.html#ixzz2cNjjyoY2
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Anome_ Faceless Man Great Old One Joined: 23 May 2002 Total posts: 5377 Location: Left, and to the back. Age: 45 Gender: Male |
Posted: 19-08-2013 09:30 Post subject: |
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| I hope it's not anyone I know. |
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JamesWhitehead Piffle Prospector Joined: 02 Aug 2001 Total posts: 5779 Location: Manchester, UK Gender: Male |
Posted: 19-08-2013 16:18 Post subject: |
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Hobo Sex Letters!
Not really what I was looking for.
All a bit confusing. Some offer to pay, others ask for payment. Graphic language.  |
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ramonmercado Psycho Punk
Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Total posts: 17931 Location: Dublin Gender: Male |
Posted: 28-08-2013 00:18 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | John Earl Eutzy Allegedly Masturbates, Rotates Outside Convenience Store
Posted: 08/27/2013 10:30 am EDT | Updated: 08/27/2013 10:30 am EDT
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/john-earl-eutzy-masturbates-rotates_n_3822589.html
John Earl Eutzy
This isn't your typical meat spin.
John Earl Eutzy, 37, is accused of taking himself for a spin outside a convenience store in Fort Walton Beach, Fla., the North West Florida Daily News reported. And no, it was not a Kum & Go.
Police say Eutzy was standing outside the store Tuesday when he unzipped his pants and began masturbating. When he started, he was facing the store, but then rotated his body so that he was facing the road, then turned back towards the store. According to the NWF Daily News, Eutzy "changed his position several times."
Deputies also noted that a witness had to escort a woman and frightened child to their car.
Eutzy, who authorities say was intoxicated, was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition.
Apparently convenience stores are especially convenient for picking up a public masturbation charge. In February, police said a man caught masturbating outside of a Pennsylvania convenience store told them his penis was only out because his pants had shrunk.
An even more convenient place to get arrested for public masturbation is right at the police office. Darrell Moore allegedly demonstrated this in July, when Omaha cops say he waltzed into police headquarters, claimed he witnessed a murder, then promptly began masturbating. |
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kamalktk Great Old One Joined: 05 Feb 2011 Total posts: 705 Gender: Unknown |
Posted: 28-08-2013 01:59 Post subject: |
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| ramonmercado wrote: | | Quote: | John Earl Eutzy Allegedly Masturbates, Rotates Outside Convenience Store
And no, it was not a Kum & Go. |
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More importantly, there's a chain of petrol stations named "Kum & Go"
http://www.kumandgo.com/about-kum-and-go/ |
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JamesWhitehead Piffle Prospector Joined: 02 Aug 2001 Total posts: 5779 Location: Manchester, UK Gender: Male |
Posted: 29-08-2013 11:41 Post subject: |
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Radio 4 Documentary and Article on Gay Pakistan
Full of surprising detail about double lives which seem to be played out in plain sight.
The sex is tolerated but relationships are taboo. There are laws against it, which turn out to be a relic of British rule and are rarely enforced. |
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rynner2 What a Cad! Great Old One Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Total posts: 21362 Location: Under the moon Gender: Male |
Posted: 29-08-2013 12:51 Post subject: |
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Man spotted acting indecently on Devon bus
2:11pm Wednesday 28th August 2013 in News
Police have released images of a man they wish to speak to in connection with indecency offences in the Torrington and Barnstaple areas.
The man (pictured) is sought following reported offences while travelling on a bus on two separate occasions.
The Torrington offence took place on the number 71 on bus Friday, 2 August in the Langtree area between 5.10pm and 6.10pm whilst travelling between Barnstaple and Holsworthy.
The Barnstaple offence took place on the number 21 bus on Monday 12 August between 7.25 and 7.50pm whilst travelling between Barnstaple and Westward Ho!
Police are appealing for witnesses to the two incidents. Anyone who recognises the man is asked to please call police on 101 quoting crime ref. CT/13/447
http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10638938.Do_you_know_man_spotted__masturbating__on_Devon_bus_/?ref=mr |
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