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PostPosted: 16-10-2013 08:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

That column is one of my favourites (along with the other Guardian reader-replying ones) and I often respond.

Was going to contribute a serious question about the set-up envisaged by the OP, such as 'Was it a Roman feast scenario, with elderly noblemen and young nubile serving slaves?' which I seem to remember from a fillum or book or something, but thought I might come across as thinking it through too deeply. Laughing
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PostPosted: 31-10-2013 05:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Country Life: Fake 'Dominatrix' Lures Slaves for Farm Work

Several sadomasochists eagerly responded to an advert posted by an Austrian woman farmer seeking clients. But they didn't get the punishment they had hoped for. Instead, they found themselves doing farm labor in fetish gear, while paying for the privilege.

To sadomasochists keen on fresh air and the country life, it must have seemed like a dream come true. A 35-year-old woman advertizing herself as a dominatrix promised strict discipline to paying clients on her farm in the northeast of Austria.

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Some 15 men responded to the advert posted in the Internet, and two or three took up the offer. "They didn't get what they bargained for," a spokesman for the Lower Austria police told SPIEGEL ONLINE, confirming reports in the Austrian media in recent days.

Instead of savoring the sweet pleasure of pain, the men found themselves consigned to farm labor such as chopping wood in the nude and mowing the lawn while wearing black fetish masks on the farm near the town of St Pölten. In effect, they were paying for the privilege of doing farm work.

Duped

"They had these clothes one wears in such circles, leather and plastic clothes and masks," said the spokesman.

It is unclear how much they paid their mistress. After a week, they realized they had been duped and downed tools.

"A legal complaint was filed with the state prosecutor's office against the woman for illegal prostitution," the spokesman said. He added that the case was over a year old and that he didn't know why Austrian media were picking up on it now.

The mother of two was going through a divorce and needed the cash.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/austrian-dominatrix-hired-fetishists-for-slave-labor-a-921398.html
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PostPosted: 31-10-2013 08:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zilch5 wrote:
....chopping wood in the nude...


Shocked & Laughing
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PostPosted: 31-10-2013 11:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

What did they think being a slave involved? Laughing
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PostPosted: 31-10-2013 11:41    Post subject: Reply with quote

OneWingedBird wrote:
What did they think being a slave involved? Laughing

Indeed. Caveat emptor. Laughing
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PostPosted: 31-10-2013 11:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staffing a factory with masochists and charging them to work there was my last dream of wealth. Dashed!

The sleazier small ads do sometimes feature "slaves" who want to clean your house in the nude*. They get very Abraham Lincoln on you, if you suggest they stop licking the toilet and go beeswax the banisters. Or so I have heard. Embarassed

*Nude cleaning brings to mind unwanted memories of a slightly "special" pair of Berliners who were a fixture on some late night show. Was it Eurotrash? Almost certainly it was!
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PostPosted: 31-10-2013 12:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

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They get very Abraham Lincoln on you, if you suggest they stop licking the toilet and go beeswax the banisters. Or so I have heard. Embarassed


A long time ago, I tried out a tranny maid who wanted to clean my house... the reason such people are often asked to pay for this 'service' is that they are usually so rubbish at it that you need to clean up after their 'cleaning'. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 31-10-2013 13:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

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They get very Abraham Lincoln on you, if you suggest they stop licking the toilet and go beeswax the banisters. Or so I have heard. Embarassed


A long time ago, I tried out a tranny maid who wanted to clean my house... the reason such people are often asked to pay for this 'service' is that they are usually so rubbish at it that you need to clean up after their 'cleaning'. Rolling Eyes


Laughing

Some of them are pretty good with folding/sorting/ironing clothes....so I hear Embarassed
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PostPosted: 31-10-2013 16:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

JamesWhitehead wrote:

*Nude cleaning brings to mind unwanted memories of a slightly "special" pair of Berliners who were a fixture on some late night show. Was it Eurotrash? Almost certainly it was!


It was.
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PostPosted: 31-10-2013 20:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

CarlosTheDJ wrote:
JamesWhitehead wrote:

*Nude cleaning brings to mind unwanted memories of a slightly "special" pair of Berliners who were a fixture on some late night show. Was it Eurotrash? Almost certainly it was!


It was.


IIRC, the 'Romeo Cleaners' or something like that.
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PostPosted: 31-10-2013 22:28    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the Eurotrash nude cleaners looked fairly normal, while the other one would have looked really weird even with his clothes on.
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PostPosted: 01-11-2013 08:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Romeo cleaners mentioned on Eurotrash - sadly, no video is available.

I did try searching for 'Romeo naked cleaners' on youtube but, well, that was just foolish of me. Shocked
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PostPosted: 01-11-2013 11:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

Razz
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PostPosted: 07-11-2013 12:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lawsuit over gay werewolf sex books.
http://www.omaha.com/article/20131106/NEWS/131109010/1685
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PostPosted: 12-11-2013 04:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brie? Edorphinergic and morphinergic mechanisms?? Huge mauve and yellow flowers???

Yes - it's the "Bad Sex 2013" awards. Certainly some real gems there! Very Happy

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/bookprizes/10433486/Bad-Sex-Award-2013-The-shortlist-in-full.html
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