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CarlosTheDJ Dazed and confused for so long its not true
Great Old One Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Total posts: 1874 Location: Sussex Age: 36 Gender: Male |
 Posted: 12-05-2013 10:15 Post subject: Vortex to another dimension reported in Brighton |
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Now....our esteemed local rag is shockingly bad at the best of times, but they've outdone themselves here with this non-story.....
| Quote: | Vortex to another dimension reported in Brighton
Council bosses have been left mystified after reports of a wormhole to another portal has opened in a residential street in Brighton.
A member of the public reported to Brighton and Hove City Council that the “wormhole or vortex” had opened up in Montreal Road, Hanover, on May 2.
They made the report via the website Fix My Street which is more typically used to report potholes, dumped rubbish and broken lampposts.
The anonymous poster said: “I was recently walking my affenpinscher (a toy breed of dog) around the Hanover area of Brighton when I noticed that a wormhole or vortex has opened up on Montreal Road.
“On closer inspection it seems to be some kind of portal to other times, places and dimensions.
“I would have investigated further but I was concerned my little dog would be sucked into it.
“Is this meant to be there? At first I believed it might be part of the Brighton Festival but I believe it could be a hazard to the general public. I look forward to your response.”
They followed this up with a report on Thursday, explaining: “The other day I reported the presence of some kind of wormhole or vortex on Montreal Road.
“I went past the other day and it seems to have got worse – it is now emitting an unsettling yellow light and a large snake appears to be emerging from the wall.
“I am concerned this is a passage to another time or dimension, and if this snake is anything to go by, I'm worried what else may emerge from the wormhole. Can anyone suggest a course of action to take?”
Brighton and Hove City Council told The Argus they will not be investigating the report.
Commenting on Fix My Street previously, the council said: “We welcome reports through any means residents choose and as a council provide many ways through which residents can raise issues directly ranging from post, online or by telephone.” |
Worth clicking http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10414195.Vortex_to_another_dimension_reported_in_Brighton/ just to see the cracking photo of the vortex in action. |
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| JamesWhitehead Piffle Prospector Joined: 02 Aug 2001 Total posts: 5543 Location: Manchester, UK Gender: Male |
| Posted: 12-05-2013 10:34 Post subject: |
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I wish local news was always like this!  |
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| ramonmercado Psycho Punk
Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Total posts: 17657 Location: Dublin Gender: Male |
| Posted: 12-05-2013 14:06 Post subject: |
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| This never happened before the Greens took control. |
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| OneWingedBird Great Old One Joined: 19 Nov 2012 Total posts: 417 Location: Attice of blinkey lights Age: 44 Gender: Female |
| Posted: 12-05-2013 17:15 Post subject: |
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Sounds like someone's been growing their own.  |
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| kamalktk Great Old One Joined: 05 Feb 2011 Total posts: 634 Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 12-05-2013 18:47 Post subject: |
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| ramonmercado wrote: | | This never happened before the Greens took control. |
The plan is probably to use it to get rid of toxic waste. A plan that's never gone bad in any sci-fi book ever...  |
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| CarlosTheDJ Dazed and confused for so long its not true
Great Old One Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Total posts: 1874 Location: Sussex Age: 36 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 12-05-2013 18:51 Post subject: |
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| kamalktk wrote: | | ramonmercado wrote: | | This never happened before the Greens took control. |
The plan is probably to use it to get rid of toxic waste. A plan that's never gone bad in any sci-fi book ever... |
You might be right - the binmen in Brighton have been on strike this week! |
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| gncxx King-Size Canary
Great Old One Joined: 25 Aug 2001 Total posts: 13303 Location: Eh? Gender: Male |
| Posted: 12-05-2013 20:21 Post subject: |
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| Better watch out or this thread will be in the paper this week. Space to fill and all that. |
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| Cochise Great Old One Joined: 17 Jun 2011 Total posts: 989 Location: Gwynedd, Wales Age: 57 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 13-05-2013 05:58 Post subject: |
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Brighton's been in another dimension since 1980 at least  |
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| staticgirl Following my fish Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Total posts: 463 Location: Hertfordshire Age: 40 Gender: Female |
| Posted: 13-05-2013 10:33 Post subject: |
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| I've just seen this story too. It's great. |
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| krakenten Great Old One Joined: 03 Feb 2012 Total posts: 175 Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 13-05-2013 22:27 Post subject: |
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| Cheap cider and too many Dr. Who reruns? |
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| CarlosTheDJ Dazed and confused for so long its not true
Great Old One Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Total posts: 1874 Location: Sussex Age: 36 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 13-05-2013 22:46 Post subject: |
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Currently the most-read story on their site.
I'm drawing no conclusion from that, just putting it out there. I'm about 5 miles down the coast, do you think I'm safe? |
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| onetwothree Yeti Gender: Female |
| Posted: 15-05-2013 13:19 Post subject: |
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| CarlosTheDJ wrote: | Currently the most-read story on their site.
I'm drawing no conclusion from that, just putting it out there. I'm about 5 miles down the coast, do you think I'm safe? |
I think you should visit. |
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| CarlosTheDJ Dazed and confused for so long its not true
Great Old One Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Total posts: 1874 Location: Sussex Age: 36 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 15-05-2013 13:47 Post subject: |
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| onetwothree wrote: | | CarlosTheDJ wrote: | Currently the most-read story on their site.
I'm drawing no conclusion from that, just putting it out there. I'm about 5 miles down the coast, do you think I'm safe? |
I think you should visit. |
My folks are down this weekend, I'll take them along.....wonder what road it happened on? The house look more Hove-y than Brighton-y to me. |
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| Pietro_Mercurios Heuristically Challenged
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| Posted: 15-05-2013 14:14 Post subject: |
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| Take some rope, just in case... |
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| krakenten Great Old One Joined: 03 Feb 2012 Total posts: 175 Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 15-05-2013 14:29 Post subject: |
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| Have yo admit, this is more exciting than the lost hat.... |
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