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PostPosted: 11-08-2013 19:41    Post subject: Eel / bottom interface Reply with quote

http://www.the360experiment.com/2013/04/world-news/man-sticks-eel-up-his-behind-fights-for-his-life/

Erotic eel insertion goes wrong (could it go right?)
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PostPosted: 11-08-2013 21:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

Memo: in future insert only eels that are safely in a jar. snore





Under no circumstances should anyone even dream of looking for the notorious One Man One Jar video. wow




You have been warned. wince





Well I told you not to! nooo
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PostPosted: 11-08-2013 23:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're too modest. wow
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PostPosted: 12-08-2013 10:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Dead / drunk
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PostPosted: 12-08-2013 17:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Hitcher from The Mighty Boosh.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwcF6ea2PMQ
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PostPosted: 12-08-2013 18:37    Post subject: Reply with quote

One man one jar - I think i've seen it before, it's the one where he shatters the jar up his bumhole?
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PostPosted: 12-08-2013 19:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

How the frig would a glass jar fit in someone's butthole? Shocked

No, I don't wanna know...
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PostPosted: 12-08-2013 19:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

"One man one jar - I think i've seen it before . . . "

Bloody repeats, eh! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12-08-2013 21:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've seen the potatoes and jelly jar pics, that was enough internet for me.
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PostPosted: 13-08-2013 09:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mythopoeika wrote:
How the frig would a glass jar fit in someone's butthole? Shocked

No, I don't wanna know...

Years ago, when Mrs N was working on A&E, they had a bloke who'd appear regularly with jars, milk bottles, etc up his jacksie. One sleety December he sidled in with a full jar of Roberston's Mincemeat up there. When asked, he replied (and I'm honestly not making this up):

"Well, it's Christmas, innit?"
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