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PostPosted: 22-08-2013 11:58    Post subject: Cloning John Lennon Reply with quote

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Imagine: Canadian dentist hopes to clone John Lennon using tooth DNA

Michael Zuk, who bought the Beatle's molar in 2011, has begun sequencing his DNA as the first step in creating his double

A Canadian dentist is hoping to clone John Lennon using DNA from one of the singer's rotten teeth. Michael Zuk, who bought Lennon's molar at a 2011 auction, has begun sequencing the former Beatle's DNA – the first step in a process set out by scientists who propose to clone a woolly mammoth.

"Many Beatles fans remember where they were when they heard John Lennon was shot. I hope they also live to hear the day he was given another chance," Zuk said. The tooth has already been couriered to an unnamed US lab where scientists are "considering ways to extract [its] genetic code". "I am nervous and excited at the possibility that we will be able to fully sequence John Lennon's DNA," Zuk said. "With researchers working on ways to clone mammoths, the same technology certainly could make human cloning a reality."

Two years ago the Red Deer-based dentist paid £19,500 for a "discoloured molar" that had been passed down by Lennon to his Weybridge housekeeper, Dot Jarlett. It was acquired in the mid-60s, and Jarlett's son said it had "been in the family ever since". At the time of the sale, Omega auction house claimed the tooth was "too fragile" for DNA testing.

Nevertheless, Zuk denies that he has bitten off more than he can chew. With new advances in genetic research, he believes that Lennon's DNA can be harvested and, in time, converted from tissue cells into stem cells, and eventually into a reborn Beatle. "To say I had a small part in bringing back one of rock's greatest stars would be mind-blowing," he said.

In the meantime, Zuk is promoting his other dental endeavours: pendants and a sculpture made from Lennon's "tooth dust", a photo book of celebrity champers, the parody song Love Me Tooth, and other initiatives to promote awareness of mouth cancer.


http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/aug/22/john-lennon-tooth-clone-dna
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PostPosted: 22-08-2013 12:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

rofl
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PostPosted: 22-08-2013 13:17    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Hard Day's Bite, Hey Chew! Back in the Uvula! Yellow Subdentine. Lippy Lippy Shake. Peggy Lane.

Twist and Shout already sounds like an extraction in progress. As does We Can Work it Out.

I'll shut my mouth now. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22-08-2013 14:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fixing a hole?
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PostPosted: 22-08-2013 15:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope a rival plans to clone Mark Chapman
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PostPosted: 22-08-2013 16:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you mean Mark Chopperman? Embarassed

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PostPosted: 22-08-2013 18:00    Post subject: Re: Cloning John Lennon Reply with quote

Quake42 wrote:
Nevertheless, Zuk denies that he has bitten off more than he can chew. With new advances in genetic research, he believes that Lennon's DNA can be harvested and, in time, converted from tissue cells into stem cells, and eventually into a reborn Beatle. "To say I had a small part in bringing back one of rock's greatest stars would be mind-blowing," he said.


But you won't be, if it works it'll just be someone who looks like him. There's no guarantee he'll act like him (which will be a relief to any wife he may have).

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In the meantime, Zuk is promoting his other dental endeavours: pendants and a sculpture made from Lennon's "tooth dust", a photo book of celebrity champers, the parody song Love Me Tooth, and other initiatives to promote awareness of mouth cancer.


And promote his bank account, too. That's right, keep it tasteful.
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PostPosted: 23-08-2013 00:20    Post subject: Reply with quote

Halitosis Skelter
Enamel Her
Happiness is a Warm Gum
Maxilla's Golden Hammer
Veneer There & Everywhere
I Don't Want to Spoil the Tartar
From Me to Root
Keep your Hands Off My Baby (Teeth) !
Jaw Mother Should Gnaw
Brave My Caries!
I'm so Wired!
Lucy in the Chair with Dentures
Oh Bloody! Blood Ya!
Painful Plaque Whitener
The Fool on the Drill.

Oh shoot me now! I fear this is endless. Smile
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PostPosted: 23-08-2013 23:42    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent work.
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