Forums

Posted: 06-09-2013 22:57 Post subject:

Busted.

Posted: 07-09-2013 01:04 Post subject:

Someone in a shop called me 'madam' the other day. Honestly... Shocked

Posted: 07-09-2013 01:28 Post subject:

You fondly remember your Mid-Life-Crisis, and rue the day it ended!

Posted: 07-09-2013 11:32 Post subject:

Posted: 07-09-2013 12:02 Post subject:

Posted: 07-09-2013 13:20 Post subject:

Posted: 07-09-2013 14:33 Post subject:

Posted: 08-09-2013 03:50 Post subject:

I know I am now an Old Person! I was in a trendy fashion store this morning buying a gift card for my teenage nephew, when the sales assistant (looking all of 12) asked for I.D "in case the card gets lost". I said it wasn't going to get lost between me leaving the store and handing it over this afternoon, and could they turn down that awful music, as I could barely hear myself think. (The music was really loud!)

I am an Old Fart! Crying or Very sad

Posted: 08-09-2013 04:47 Post subject:

Posted: 08-09-2013 09:02 Post subject:

I know I'm old because my disdain of modern politicians is based not only their complete lack of competence and ideology but also that I'm older than a good few of them.

Posted: 30-09-2013 15:44 Post subject:

When a walking stick is no longer merely a jaunty accessory, but a life-saving device necessary for preventing you from falling headlong into a drainage ditch and never being seen again.

(I've been thinking about getting one of those sticks with a built-in light for signalling potential rescuers, and an emergency medicine compartment, and maybe a flare gun or something.)

Posted: 30-09-2013 16:29 Post subject:

What you need is a walking stick with a rapier hidden inside. Not that you'd use it, but it's a talking point.

Posted: 30-09-2013 16:54 Post subject:

Posted: 30-09-2013 17:09 Post subject:

My grandfather had one of those!