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PostPosted: 06-09-2013 14:55    Post subject: Harry Potter sparks dinky Satanists. Reply with quote

http://www.theonion.com/articles/harry-potter-books-spark-rise-in-satanism-among-ch,2413/?ref=auto

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PostPosted: 06-09-2013 16:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um, The Onion is a satire site.
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PostPosted: 09-09-2013 14:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

You would say that, just trying to obfuscate the TRUTH that SATAN is at work through modern literature and any book that is not the BIBLE, GODS WORD, should be burnt.

Ever noticed how Dante says that HELL is comprised of circles going down towards SATAN, just like... AN ONION.

Also the sulphur and fire of hell makes those there weep just like... AN ONION.

P.S. I think Jimmy Saville also ATE ONIONS.

Gah.
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PostPosted: 09-09-2013 14:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fortean double post.

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PostPosted: 09-09-2013 14:53    Post subject: Reply with quote

gncxx wrote:
Um, The Onion is a satire site.

And he stoppeth one of three.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/25/fooled-by-the-onion_n_1912413.html
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