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cherrybomb Skating the thin crust
Great Old One Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Total posts: 1005 Location: Sitting on the roof at dusk Gender: Female |
 Posted: 14-10-2013 16:45 Post subject: A slapped arse from beyond the grave! |
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Hi all
On Saturday Me and Mr. Cherrybomb were staying at his late grandfathers house for the night. We were going to a mates wedding close to his home and it was easier to stop there than travel back to our own house later after the reception.
His g'dad only passed away in late August and the house is very much as it was when he was alive.
Anyhoo, I was stood in his bedroom putting my make up on, when I felt a slap on the bum! I turned around to see who had done it - no one was there!
His granddad was a real ladies man right up to the end and it would be completely in keeping with his character to do something like that.
No one else could have done it without me seeing them.
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| JamesWhitehead Piffle Prospector Joined: 02 Aug 2001 Total posts: 5779 Location: Manchester, UK Gender: Male |
| Posted: 14-10-2013 17:26 Post subject: |
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Could this have been a nerve spasm after a day of travel? I recall some very odd sensations from a trapped nerve some years ago.
A randy old bugger acting all carnal after the flesh has turned to dust gives me strange cause for hope, however . . .  |
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| Zilch5 Vogon Poet
Great Old One Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Total posts: 1527 Location: Western Sydney, Australia Gender: Male |
| Posted: 15-10-2013 04:53 Post subject: |
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| Amusing indeed. This may be an indelicate question - but was his late grandfather prone to pinching your bottom? |
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| cherrybomb Skating the thin crust
Great Old One Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Total posts: 1005 Location: Sitting on the roof at dusk Gender: Female |
| Posted: 15-10-2013 09:30 Post subject: |
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Could very easily be a trapped nerve type thing, and yes, he had pinched my bum in the past (while alive )
I don't believe in a soul/afterlife/any of that mumbojumbo, but it was nice to think that, he was still somehow in his home being the dirty old bugger we all knew and loved |
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| davidplankton Great Old One Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Total posts: 226 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 15-10-2013 10:07 Post subject: |
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| You should take a trip to the Sunderland Empire and see if you can get in touch with Sid James. |
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| cherrybomb Skating the thin crust
Great Old One Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Total posts: 1005 Location: Sitting on the roof at dusk Gender: Female |
| Posted: 15-10-2013 12:16 Post subject: |
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Maybe I've found my calling in life: Psychic for dirty old pervs  |
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| Mythopoeika Boring petty conservative
Joined: 18 Sep 2001 Total posts: 9109 Location: Not far from Bedford Gender: Unknown |
| Posted: 15-10-2013 20:36 Post subject: |
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You have a bum that can, er, raise the dead.  |
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| rynner2 What a Cad!
Great Old One Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Total posts: 21362 Location: Under the moon Gender: Male |
| Posted: 15-10-2013 22:00 Post subject: |
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| Mythopoeika wrote: | | You have a bum that can, er, raise the dead. |
I wonder if it would work for me...  |
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| davidplankton Great Old One Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Total posts: 226 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 16-10-2013 07:26 Post subject: |
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| rynner2 wrote: |
I wonder if it would work for me... |
You'll never know until you've taken a crack. |
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