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evilsprout Demicabbage of darkness Joined: 27 Jul 2001 Total posts: 1325 Location: Sheffield Age: 33 Gender: Male |
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| oll_lewis mi mou tous kiklous taratte
sea below Joined: 14 Feb 2002 Total posts: 3071 Location: Woolfardisworthy Age: 33 Gender: Male |
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| Quote: | | Instead, Kibabu, whose harem numbers five females, will probably be stimulated by an electrical device, a process called electro-ejaculation. |
Wow! just imagine how much time that would save if everyone had one of those:rofl: |
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| Anonymous |
| Posted: 31-10-2002 00:54 Post subject: |
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| Oll_Lewis wrote: |
Wow! just imagine how much time that would save if everyone had one of those:rofl: |
why does that whole thing about men being jealous of dogs come to mind?
(dogs can lick their own genitalia, for anyone who is puzzled) |
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| H_James Ancient Cow (&)
Creepy thing Joined: 18 May 2002 Total posts: 5624 |
| Posted: 31-10-2002 00:56 Post subject: |
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| so can some humans... I'm saying nothing |
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| Anonymous |
| Posted: 31-10-2002 01:02 Post subject: |
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Too late, you already did.
Now we have the right to interrogate you.
Ve haf vays of making you tok! |
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| H_James Ancient Cow (&)
Creepy thing Joined: 18 May 2002 Total posts: 5624 |
| Posted: 31-10-2002 01:03 Post subject: |
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eeek
er, right, good headlines
LOOK OVER THERe |
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| evilsprout Demicabbage of darkness Joined: 27 Jul 2001 Total posts: 1325 Location: Sheffield Age: 33 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 31-10-2002 01:07 Post subject: |
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Tut, I start a perfectly nice thread about masturbating gorillas and you two have to go and lower the tone.  |
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| Anonymous |
| Posted: 31-10-2002 01:09 Post subject: |
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| perhaps we wandered off thread because your post didn't contain enough details? More links to how they were expected to get a sample would have been rather rivetting. In a horrifyingly sick way. |
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| H_James Ancient Cow (&)
Creepy thing Joined: 18 May 2002 Total posts: 5624 |
| Posted: 31-10-2002 01:11 Post subject: |
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er - my mind sees it with frightening clarity
*gulp* |
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| Anonymous |
| Posted: 31-10-2002 01:13 Post subject: |
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I see...so really I should have PM'd you months ago?
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| evilsprout Demicabbage of darkness Joined: 27 Jul 2001 Total posts: 1325 Location: Sheffield Age: 33 Gender: Male |
| Posted: 31-10-2002 01:18 Post subject: |
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There was a bit in Victor Lewis Smith's column in Private Eye ages ago. I'll see if I can find it, but the gist was the techniques zoo keepers have of acquiring semen samples off their beasts.
Apparently you have to be careful of polar bears cos of the sudden temperature change in their privates, and chimpanzees require a hug afterwards. Elephants take two men to, um, sort out, and are quite difficult (believe it or not!).
There is also the danger that animals get too used to their human hand-jobs, and start to shun the attention of their own species. (So that's why we evolved opposable thumbs...)
There's also a bit in 'Last Chance to See' by Douglas Adams, where a rare Mauritian bird (I forget which one) can only have its precious seed harvested because it has a habit of shagging one of its keepers hats, which is worn around the bird's enclosure and the semen collected in the brim.
Bloody hell, I know too much about this... |
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| H_James Ancient Cow (&)
Creepy thing Joined: 18 May 2002 Total posts: 5624 |
| Posted: 31-10-2002 01:19 Post subject: |
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| i don't understand, but probably. yer. |
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