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Posted: 21-11-2002 16:04 Post subject: and you think your job is bad!

Aussie gorilla needs masturbating

Poor Kibabu the Gorilla. He's been firing blanks
in Sydney's Taronga Zoo, so zoo bosses have
singled him out to take part in a pioneering
artificial insemination programme.

The idea was for Kibabu to be sedated and then
given hand relief by zookeepers.

However, the limp-wristed zoo staff have refused
to masturbate the gorilla.

"It was too bloody dangerous," said one keeper,
"What if he woke up?"

From the pages of popbitch, i fly out to australia with my gorilla suit tomorrow.

Posted: 21-11-2002 16:38 Post subject:

LOL

I think i have a Solution

Posted: 21-11-2002 16:40 Post subject:

Can i just be the first to say

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Posted: 21-11-2002 18:33 Post subject:

When my brother in law went for a sperm count test jobbie he was given a little bottle and shown a discreetly-curtained cubicle and told to get on with it.
'No way!' says B in L, 'that's disgusting!'
'OK then,' said the doctor, 'you'd prefer me to put glove on and tickle your prostate gland?'
B in L slunk off to the cubicle with as much dignity as he could muster.

My point is, surely a male gorilla has a prostate gland like a bloke's? Can't the vet tickle that?

Posted: 21-11-2002 19:04 Post subject:

Posted: 21-11-2002 19:17 Post subject:

Because everyone knows that when given the choice a gorilla will always prefer having it's arse fingered...

Posted: 21-11-2002 19:23 Post subject:

What a strange co-incidence...

Posted: 21-11-2002 19:35 Post subject:

Hahahahahah
You blokes!

How do you say 'Bend over, sir' in gorilla?

Posted: 21-11-2002 19:42 Post subject:

Hello big boy, have a banana

Posted: 21-11-2002 19:45 Post subject:

In this country we have full-time turkey-masturbators, who work
in cold dark sheds.

The fat ugly creatures are unable to mate normally. So I suppose
a monkey-wanking holiday would put a bit of colour in their cheeks.

Very Happy

Posted: 21-11-2002 19:46 Post subject:

lool

Posted: 21-11-2002 19:46 Post subject:

Posted: 21-11-2002 19:47 Post subject:

Now there's an image, a turkey wanking a gorilla.
At least we know why they're called gobblers now.

Posted: 24-11-2002 20:42 Post subject:

I'm wondering what would be worse, the gorilla waking up and disliking what was happening

Or waking up and really wanting a bit more from the keeper?