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Posted: 07-08-2001 00:16 Post subject: ASK THE FAIRIES

Has any one heard of the expresion " ASK THE FAIRIES" apparently if you have lost something you say out loud, please fairies where is it, the next time you look you will find whatever it was you had lost.
I know it sounds stupid but I have tried it and it worked.
Has anyone else tried it?

Posted: 07-08-2001 09:18 Post subject:

Does it work with car keys, I'm always losing mine:)

I'll give it a try and see what happens.

Carole

Posted: 07-08-2001 23:40 Post subject: Re: ASK THE FAIRIES

Posted: 08-08-2001 00:31 Post subject: WORRIED

Now you have me worried, I just missplaced my glasses asked the fairies and hey presto found them. do you think I just lost my sole?.

Posted: 08-08-2001 03:35 Post subject: Re: WORRIED

Posted: 08-08-2001 20:10 Post subject:

Funny you should say that because just today.......zzzzzzzzz

Posted: 08-08-2001 21:43 Post subject: Ask the fairies ?

I heard this one a while back, but the creatures concerned were called Inky Bloaters. If you lost a sock, hairbrush or whatever, like you said, just ask them nicely, and the lost item would appear ( as if by magic ) at some later stage.

I think I got this from a Danniele Dax album. Inky Bloaters - they're a consequence of never being sure - or something like that.

Moggadon

Posted: 10-08-2001 19:52 Post subject:

it's all true. ask them to return something and they will. if they want, sometimes they just nick stuff cos they can it's a very faery thing to just varnish stuff.
fear not mortals, the devil does not have your soul, or your glasses, he's a christian superstition to keep the plebs in line, pay attention. fae on the other hand are very real.
Quill, faery champion

Posted: 10-08-2001 20:31 Post subject:

I believe in them Very Happy

I supposedly saw them when I was a little kid (I say supposedly cos even the I remember saying I could see them I can`t remember actually seeing them)

lucydru

Posted: 10-08-2001 23:07 Post subject:

Do the fairies have a sock fetish?
I'll give it ago, trying to find an old CD that I want hear again...

Posted: 12-08-2001 21:22 Post subject: sox

oh sure faeries have a sock fetish. somewhere there's a big big ball of sox waiting for the man from the guiness book of records to stop by. i used to work as a customer advisor for 'a washing machine company' and had a little old lady *bless* ring up and ask me where her socks kept going to. we chatted and i found out all about her grandson *bless* and told her i thought she must have faeries in her washer and that her particular model was especialy well know for attracting them.
Quill, who'll tell you anything

ps there's lots of faeries in Wales i discovered recently

Posted: 12-08-2001 21:27 Post subject:

i'm a christian, it might go against my faith but... i'll give it a go, i'm itchen to get back my ac adapter for my cd player
i'll post the findings

Posted: 12-08-2001 21:43 Post subject:

Posted: 13-08-2001 00:55 Post subject:

A very polished reply.

Posted: 13-08-2001 05:32 Post subject:

This proves my theory that there is a proportional relationship between thread length and sillyness.

There was a letter in FT a few months ago that claimed asking Satan instead of the fairys could get you stuff that you hadn't even lost.