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JamesWhiteheadOffline
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PostPosted: 23-05-2013 17:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

" . . . Perth Sheriff Court heard how 66-year-old Nicoll was “so engrossed” in his task he was not aware of a mother and her four children approaching until they were right beside him."

Mummy's going to get you a ring-side seat at the puppet show! Shocked
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PostPosted: 23-05-2013 17:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed. If I was out for a walk with my kids and spotted an old pervert with his hand jammed up a horses arse we wouldn't be going anywhere near him, if only to avoid the inevitable "Dad, what's that man doing?" question.
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PostPosted: 23-05-2013 17:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vets do this a lot. Are they perverts? Smile
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PostPosted: 23-05-2013 17:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only if the horse enjoys it.
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PostPosted: 23-05-2013 18:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

Artist Turns Body Parts Into Kitchen Accessories

http://www.incrediblethings.com/art-design/artist-turns-body-parts-into-kitchen-accessories/
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PostPosted: 23-05-2013 18:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

That might be an art project, but Ed Gein did it for real...
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PostPosted: 24-05-2013 02:27    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ronnor wrote:
‘Very lonely’ Crieff pensioner repeatedly inserted hand in horse’s bottom

A pensioner caught with his hand up a horse’s rear end told witnesses that he was “very lonely”.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/very-lonely-crieff-pensioner-repeatedly-inserted-hand-in-horse-s-bottom-1.95970

Well Crieff is a small and lonely place - a one horse town if you will...


I have a tradition that the first article I read on my birthday sets the scene for the coming year ahead. Today's my birthday and this is the first article I've read today so I'm not how this bodes for the coming year ...
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PostPosted: 24-05-2013 10:07    Post subject: Reply with quote

songhrati wrote:
Ronnor wrote:
‘Very lonely’ Crieff pensioner repeatedly inserted hand in horse’s bottom

A pensioner caught with his hand up a horse’s rear end told witnesses that he was “very lonely”.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/very-lonely-crieff-pensioner-repeatedly-inserted-hand-in-horse-s-bottom-1.95970

Well Crieff is a small and lonely place - a one horse town if you will...


I have a tradition that the first article I read on my birthday sets the scene for the coming year ahead. Today's my birthday and this is the first article I've read today so I'm not how this bodes for the coming year ...


I hope this is a portent that you will back many winners.
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PostPosted: 24-05-2013 16:30    Post subject: Reply with quote

songhrati wrote:
Ronnor wrote:
‘Very lonely’ Crieff pensioner repeatedly inserted hand in horse’s bottom

A pensioner caught with his hand up a horse’s rear end told witnesses that he was “very lonely”.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/very-lonely-crieff-pensioner-repeatedly-inserted-hand-in-horse-s-bottom-1.95970

Well Crieff is a small and lonely place - a one horse town if you will...


I have a tradition that the first article I read on my birthday sets the scene for the coming year ahead. Today's my birthday and this is the first article I've read today so I'm not how this bodes for the coming year ...


Happy birthday! Laughing
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PostPosted: 24-05-2013 19:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

In a surprise move, the Minister announced a proposal to replace pensioners' Winter Fuel Allowance with a Winter Loneliness Benefit.

Pensioners will be allowed to warm one hand in a horse's anus for up to half an hour each day, depending on their NI contributions. Asked what the take-up would be, the Minister pointed to his wrist and said, "About up to here, I suppose, as anything further might be considered cruel." Shocked

The Opposition said they agreed with the move but did not rule out the suggestion that they might tax it. Sad

edit: I wonder if the old twerp was gingering the beast? Wikipedia on this wicked practice wtf
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PostPosted: 24-05-2013 20:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brings a new meaning to 'hand-rearing a horse'. Smile
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PostPosted: 05-06-2013 00:23    Post subject: Reply with quote

Councillor describes cemetary as a "death trap".
http://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/headline-of-the-week-596485.html
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Row over existence of Loch Ness breaks out among tourist bosses

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/10120313/Row-over-existence-of-Loch-Ness-breaks-out-among-tourist-bosses.html

What?! Loch Ness doesn't exist? Shocked


Oh... the subheading says
"A row has broken out among tourist centre bosses in Scotland over the existence of the Loch Ness Monster,
with one accusing another of selling fake photographs of the creature"..
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PostPosted: 10-07-2013 13:04    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
App Store 'full of zombies' as it celebrates fifth birthday


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23240971
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PostPosted: 10-07-2013 15:32    Post subject: Reply with quote

ramonmercado wrote:
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App Store 'full of zombies' as it celebrates fifth birthday


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23240971


Arn't they always Rolling Eyes
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