The positive side of feeling grumpy... and even bad weather

Rarely sighted whales are having a party down south

Fire-starting polt terrorises Malay family

Only five per cent of the Universe is "ordinary matter". The rest - who knows?

Space junk increases danger for future missions

Gallant fiddler crabs protect females - in return for sex

19th-century earthquakes are still reverberating

Scared of flying? Yeah, there's an app for that

Man walks into his own funeral

H1N1 flu confirmed in Iowa cat

Newlywed discovers she's allergic to her husband's semen

To see the Universe in a grain of sand... or Ringo in a water droplet

Drunk challenges lamppost to fight

Martian gullies may have been formed by mud slurries rather than flowing water

Zebrafish reveal secrets of limb regeneration

Sex causes amnesia

Man rescues his family from burning building - so of course the police get out the tasers

Patients wake up and chat during brain surgery

Drowning dummy used as decoy for robbery

Smart glasses can give your life subtitles

New evidence that oil and natural gas could have a non-biological origin

Yellowstone Park's unknown species

An Alp is shrinking - Mont Blanc is 1ft 6in smaller

Jesus leaves his mark on truck window

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