Daily round-up of the world's weird newsTue 14 Feb 2012
Is Venus on a go slow, now?
Drug dealer caught out after posing with Obama on Facebook
400-year-old witchcraft trial resumes in Germany
Penguins married just in time for Valentine's Day
Equation to predict ponytails revealed, and why not?
Man suffocated by onions
Man has been digging his basement since 1997 with scale model digger
Woman punches son during anger management class
Icelandic 'Loch Ness monster' no laughing matter says camera man
FBI files question Steve Jobs' morality and honesty
Chinese scientists investigate egg-laying cockerel
Thanks to all our newshounds: Goran, Drew Pratten, Tom Rose, George Koprowicz, Paul, Lorna Stroup Nilsson, Christopher Prus, Sean Tudor, Jennifer Hor, Crkota
Updated by Nick
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