DNA tests planned for "yeti" samples

Chimpanzees have real personality 

President's penis is vandalised

"Gay" penguins ("just the best of friends" really) to adopt egg

Man survives plunge over Niagara Falls

Politician puts 256 burgers on expenses to buy artwork

Fish lodged in boy's throat for 14 hours

Bose-Einstein condensate made from rare metal erbium

Solent shipwreck identified

Goblins attack family and burn down homestead

Neolithic longhouses found near Prague

Strange, jelly-like blobs found on Minnesota patio

Man who beheaded bus passenger thought he was attacking an alien

The magic of perception

Now they tell us!

Thera volcano is stirring

Like human, like canine

Aberdeen tremors "not due to earthquake"

Chinese rules stipulate "no more than two flies" allowed in public toilets

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