Purported 5th century Barnabas Gospel to shake foundations of Christianity?

Fugitive aquarium "Penguin 337" captured after two months on the waddle

No hands, numberless clock that "eats time" goes on display

Basic building blocks of life present on Mars

Hedgehog rescued from a tin of carrots by RSPCA

Police officer smells his way to cannabis factory in Plymouth

Scientists "capture a rainbow" in quest for invisibility cloak

Drunk driver caught with live sheep in the boot of his car

And... Drunk driver caught with live parrot and a zebra in his car

Man serves up his own genitals for restaurant meal

Metamaterials seemingly defyings laws of physics could soon be reality

Bio-engineers create programmable data storage in DNA cells

Darth Vader robs Ohio bank, escapes on BMX bike

Daftest criminal of the week, trophy phone pics of drugs and dosh

The danger of transporting deep sea stowaways on deep sea subs

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