Lonesome George, last of the Pinta Island giant tortoises, dies

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Bees' mass attack on Thai monks

Doubt cast on 'suicide' of Alan Turing

Nobel laureate recommends defence against alien invasion as economic boost

Cactus viciously assaults man

'Psychic' was sexual predator

Topless feminist disrupts feeding time for psychic pig

Loch Ness Monster is real. Creationist textbook says so, so it must be true.

Search continues for Mona Lisa's grave

Dolphins understand the concept of zero

Stonehenge may have marked the unification of Britain

Fish fall or fly-tipping?

Elvis crypt not for sale

Flaming Volkswagon drives itself into building

A penguin by any other name would get just as lost

Bluto better watch out - spinach really does make you strong

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