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Polar bear killed by zebra virus - in Germany

Rev. Moon hospitalised with pneumonia

Dog digs up 300-year-old fossil

Stealth robot squid

Staff fired for giving disabled co-worker a lift up

Driver avoids crashing into moose but collides with bear instead

Blessed are the tomatoes for they shall make a nice salad

Horse mutilation in Co. Tipperary

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