Man who wants to be "consumed by a large dominant woman and then defecated by her" seeks help

Two-year-old boy has twin removed from his stomach

UFO crashes at north London primary school

Alkaline African lake turns birds into stone

Russia's space troops not ready to fight aliens

Bigfoot does Dallas

Get naked for Halloween

Belgian man euthenised after botched sex-change operation

"Demons" invade Namibian school hostel

Man accused of sex with sheep on Spurs' new training ground

Missing parrot found on horse

Greyfriars Bobby to get nosejob

Flying cameras in bid to photograph Nessie

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