Dexter (Scott Speedman) and Royce (Wes Bentley) are a couple of junkies forced into selling some gear to pay off their drug debts; Royce’s girlfriend and hooker-in-denial (Taryn Manning) ODs on the stash and, presuming her to be dead, they attempt to bury her in the boiler room of a locked drive-in theatre, only for her to come back to life in the middle of a sacrificial ritual performed by a cult of beginner Satanists. The heroes, girlfriend, dealer, Satanists and a gang of mediæval re-enactor dwarves spend the long winter night chasing each other through Weedsville, as the various plot strands weave manically around, occasionally intersecting and just managing to restrain themselves from careering off into complete chaos, before they pull off what all along seems an impossible feat by converging in a fantastically ridiculous finale.