Boner. OK, Hot Boner. Still with me? Massive Johnson.

Right, if you’re still reading then there’s a chance you won’t be too offended by the gushing fountain of dick jokes contained in this game. Then again, that still leaves the sex and horror to put you off… or turn you on.

Spawned from the seriously twisted minds of Suda 51 (Killer 7, No More Heroes) and Shinji Mikami (creator of Resident Evil) comes Shadows of the Damned. An arcade style, third person shooter with grindhouse pretensions, outrageous characters, threadbare plot and the lofty aim of stuffing in more penis puns than ever before heard in game or film.

You play Garcia ‘F-ing’ Hotspur, demon hunter – and the game begins with you diving, quite literally, into hell.