You can probably figure out the gist of this film from the title, but if you're still unsure, check out the trailer above. Basically, it's a martial arts/sci-fi mash-up of the silly and splattery variety, with heroic swordsmen, a feisty chick, slimy intergalactic predators and, from the look of the DVD cover, a dinosaur. February is so not a time for realism.

Alien vs Ninja is released on DVD by Revolver Entertainment on 7 February RRP £12.99